Short stories -

Genre; lowkey idk

Ship; Rich x Jake

Context; "Stop being tall" "I can't????"

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Rich; Jakey D!

Jake; Yes? *looks down at Rich*

Rich; .... *pout*

Jake; *holds in a laugh*

Rich; I keep forgetting you're so tall.

Rich; stop.

Jake; stop what?

Rich; beING TALL-

Jake; pfff, why don't you stop being short?

Rich; ... Dick.

Jake; you're so adorable

Rich; *sticks his tongue out at Jake*

Jake; *laughs* what did you want tho?

Rich; come down here.

Jake; *bends down to Rich's level*

Jake; yes shorty?

Rich; *kisses him quickly and then runs off*

Rich; byE JAKE!

Jake; ....... *presses to fingers to his lips*

Jake; holy shit, I love him.

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Rich; Jake.

Jake; Mhm?

Rich; I fucking love you.

Jake; *chokes* whAt?

Rich; .....

Jake; why haven't you told me sooner? I literally ask myself every night how to ask you out!

Rich; .... Oh.

Jake; wanna, uh... Go out someday?

Rich; ... How about tonight? W-we can go get some... Some donuts?

Jake; Oh my god, yes...

Rich; *beaming with happiness* yAy! Finally!

Jake; 'adorable little bean...'

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Rich; Jake, our love is God.

Jake; ... Please don't blow up the school.

Rich; Nah, but I'll happily blow up your ass~

Jake; ..... Rich--

(Tf is that? XD)

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Rich; I love my tol gay boyfriend.

Jake; *snorts* stop quoting Heather's.

Rich; I didn't! It says "dead gay son". You are my tol gay boyfriend.

Jake; stop being so precious

Jake; my heart literally can't handle it anymore!

Rich; *sits in Jake's lap, and snuggles him*

Jake; riCCCCHHH~ whyyyy???

Rich; Love you, bish.

Jake; *chuckles* yeah yeah, I love you too.

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~incoming angst~

R. Squip; You'll never find any!

Rich; " Shut up!! "

Rich; *pretty much sobbing* where can I get mountain Dew red?!?

Rich; *shaking, standing in the middle of a crowd*

R. Squip; give up

Rich; " Stop! "

Rich; does anyone have a lighter?!

Rich; *stumbles to the kitchen, grabbing a lighter from on top of a table*

R. Squip; what are you doing?

Rich; *runs upstairs, to an empty room*

Rich; finally, you'll be gone!

R. Squip; Richard Goranski! *continuously shocks Rich* you'll be gone too!

Rich; That's the point, goddammit!

Rich; *struggles, before finally lighting a curtain on fire*

*the fire starts getting worse, surrounding Rich completely*

Rich; *lays on the floor, coughing and gagging from the smoke*

Jake; *bursts into the room* Rich!

Jake; *runs over, grabbing Rich*

Jake; *starts running with the smol boi in his arms*

~a while later, in the hospital~

Jake; *wakes up, seeing Rich had finally woken up*

Jake; ... Richy?

Rich; *jumps, looking over*

Rich; oh... Hey Jake.

Jake; you okay?

Rich; .....

Jake; what happened?

Rich; .....

Jake; whatever, I'm so glad you're okay.

Rich; ....

Jake; what's wro-

Rich; I set the fire, Jake.

Jake; ... What? Why?

Rich; to get rid of my stupid Squip.

Jake; You could have died!!

Rich; .... I wanted to anyways.

Jake; Rich!

Rich; Look at what I've done, Jake! I burnt your house down! Both your legs are broken!

Rich; I'm surprised you haven't killed me ye-- mmff--

Jake; *kisses Rich, making him shut up instantly*

(Their beds are lowkey right next to each other, oof)

Jake; I don't care, Rich.

Jake; I care that you're alive.

Jake; now leave it there.

Rich; ..... *presses a finger to his lips*

Rich; Oh my god....

Jake; ...?

Rich; I'm totally.

Rich; B i .

Jake; *snorts a bit*

Jake; well... I'm totally pan.

Jake; and in love with you.

Jake; s-soft if you'd like to get out for Frozen Yogurt when we get out of here..

Rich; ... That'd be amazing, Jakey.