The five follow after him, landing on the street. April hears a thud but doesn’t see them.

April: Who was that?

They follow the thief up to a Chop Shop where he runs inside.

Leo: All right, guys. Guard the exits. We're gonna need the most foolproof plan. Every single ninja technique, I need you to use stealth to block the doors and-

Raph: Did you say go loud? Whoo-hoo!

Mikey: Raph!

Donnie: Raph!

Vee: He really needs therapy.

Raph breaks down the door and his siblings rush in after him. They seem to be sourrounded by scary looking criminals.

Leo: That's a lot of guys. They look really mean.

Thug 1: What the heck are those things?

Thug 2: I think it's those guys that work in Times Square. You know, the mascots? Yeah, the GEICO geckos.

Thug 1: They look more like little shreks to me.

Vee: Oh, he did NOT just say that.

Leo: This is fine. We've prepared our whole lives for this.

Donnie: We've never been in a fight before. I don't know if you noticed, but all I've got is a big stick. How did I end up with a big stick?!

Vee: You don't have fans!

Donnie: At least they're made out of metal!

Mikey: Maybe we diffuse this sitch with laughter.

Leo: You're not funny enough for that, dude.

Raph: Enough talk! I dream about fighting every night.

Donnie: You've got a rage problem, Raph.

Vee: Facts.

Mikey: Oh snap.

Raph: It's not a problem!

Raph charges at the bad guys but immediately slips on oil and falls. His two sais go in different directions. One emerges itself into a fire extinguisher that starts flying all over the place.

Donnie: Rogue sai!

The sai pierced into Donnie's leg.

Donnie: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Leo: Oh, my God! Oh, my-- I'm gonna be sick.

Vee: OH MY GOD! WHAT DO WE DO??

Donnie: It's still in my leg!

Raph: It was an accident!

Leo: Mikey, watch out!

The fire extinguisher whizzes through the air and knocks all of them down into a pile.

Donnie: Ah, my head!

Leo: *groans* Okay, we're not off to a great start, guys.

Vee: *muffled* I'm being crushed by all of you right now.

Mikey: Maybe they'll see the humanity in our tragic backstory.

Thug 1: Murder the Shreks!

Mikey: They don't see it! They don't see it!

The bad guys charged at them. Vee, Mikey, and Donnie all split off into different places, leaving the leader and the hot head.

Raph: Think fast, Leo!

Leo: What are you doing?

Raph launches Leo towards a guy. He lands a flying kick to his face, knocking the man back.

Leo: Whoo! All right, Raph, you go left, I go-

Raph ignored him, knocking the thug to the ground.

Leo: What the heck? I said go left!

Raph: I got him!

Leo: Mikey, watch out!

Mikey slides over a car. He tries to get in but it’s locked. A guy narrowly misses him with a crowbar that breaks the passenger window.

Mikey: Too slow! Psych!

Surrounded, the orange masked turtle leaps, doing a backflip over them and crashes through the sun roof of the car. The radio turns on playing Vanilla Ice’s “Ninja Rap.” The horn blares.

Mikey: Dang, that's loud.

He hops out and runs across the room, passing Donnie.

Donnie: Back off! I've got a big stick!

A guy lunges at Donnie. He pushes a wheel cart towards him, tripping the man. His head slams into a nearby car. Another thug aims a gun at Vee, who was ducking as a guy kept throwing stuff at her. Donnie throws a wrench at him, causing him to miss and fire at the ceiling.

Raph: What the-

Vee: I almost DIED?????!!

The hot head sets his sights on a man who’s immediately terrified.

Thug 3: Sorry, sorry.

Raph throws him across the room. Leo gets hit in the face with something.]

Leo: Ow! Quit throwing stuff at me!

Donnie: What do we do?

Mikey grabs the fire extinguisher to put out the flames.

Leo: Save the beautiful human woman's scooter!

One guy revs a car, headlights on the turtles.

Mikey: Uh-oh.

Vee: Uh-oh indeed.

Mikey and Vee jump over the car, as the driver tried to hit them. The car runs into a wall.

Mikey: Eat that, no crumbs!

The guy continues trying to hit them with the car.

Donnie: Okay, chill out!

They keep dodging, but it’s getting really close.

Donnie: Mikey, Vee, watch out!

Donnie throws his staff through the steering wheel locking the car in a hard right turn. It starts spinning around in donuts in the middle of the shop as the driver screams.

Donnie: He's Tokyo drifting around us.

Raph springs into action, hops on the roof, reaches in and puts the car in neutral. Its spins to a stop as he lands.

Raph: I'm awesome.

Donnie: Aw, nice!

Leo: Yeah, Raph!

Donnie: Guys, look around!

They see all the bad guys are down for the count. They then start cheering over their accomplishment.

Donnie: We did it!

Leo: We did that!

Mikey: I totally helped.

Vee: I almost died!

Leo: Wait what?!

Suddenly someone lifts open the garage door. The five whip around, realizing it was the teen from earlier.

Donnie: Hide, hide, hide.

They all scurry into the shadows.