This is gonna get perverted. If you just wanna keep your innocence because your not ready for that stuff, here is your warning. Now since thats over, lets actually review episode 2.

Yza: B-but why are you reviewing EPISODE 2 of the second season!! Have some decentcy to review the first ya know?

As much as I love the first season, I can't be assed to rewatch it. (Although it would be nice to... ;) And besides, they can watch it for themselves! First season was great and I'm on the second season, ep 2, so shut your trap! And why are you here?!

Yza: I'm acting like the generic fan who doesn't understand why your even doing this?!

Because I have no life and I like oppai.....

Yza: Your a lost cause now...

Arigato

Yza: *gives the middle finger* Have fun wanting to squish your member between Akeno's boobs

I will! Ahem, where was I?

Oh yeah, episode 2... This was crazy. Absolutely CRAZY. So where do I start off? Well, I guess... (Your lucky I'm not reviewing episode 1...)

HERE IS YOUR SPOILER WARNING!!

Now thats out of the way, we can begin our adventure of boobs, butts and fanservice!

So at the start, Kiba (aka the one blonde guy in the series who's good with girls) and Freed (aka the psychopath that I based Shika's appearance off) are having an epic battle in a dark alleyway and it's raining. I really enjoyed this cold opening, it's well, fun to see the two battle with their swords. Freed is using an Excalibur while Kiba is using his Holy Erase against him. Mid-way through the battle, a green magic circle of sorts appear next to Freed and he leaves Kiba suddenly. Roll the theme song everybody!

So after the theme song, we get some oppai action! Issei just woke up in bed, and on his right is a butt naked Rias, and on his left is a butt naked Asia. Their using his arms as pillows and then he screams, waking them up and crawling back as Rias and Asia are both naked. They greet him and Rias casually takes the blanket of his bed and Asia puts on her pyjamas and they go to make breakfast. Issei then in the meantime found one of Rias' hairs, sniffed it and complains about how life sucks. Then he gets a perverted thought, a sign with "Harem King" above him, Asia and Rias standing before him, only in their underwear, Asia begging him to deflower her. Before Issei can, Ria steps in and Issei straightens up, and she then says that she'll only have Issei pleasuring her. Imo, this scene was absolutely HILLARIOUS. Asia and Rias fighting for Issei was really funny, each one of them then grabbing onto one of his arms and making moaning sounds for Issei to deflower them and he says in a really funny tone, "Let's decide this with Rock, Paper, Scissors" and that right there is where I nearly died as Rias and Asia took it way to seriously, and they were literally playing the game, trying to win just to have him.

After the fantasy ends, Issei is literally crying even more, when Ddraig calls him. They have a chat and he warned Issei of the white dragon, his twin. The Vanishing Dragon. He says that the two users with these dragons has to fight someday, and so he thought he'd warn him in the middle of his breakdown of craziness. Anyways, afterwards, Issei decides to tell Ddraig about his dream of being a harem king and having a bunch of butt naked girls serve him, but for the meantime, he wants to not only touch Rias's boobs, but suck on them aswell. Ddraig laughs at the idea and goes on to say that lustful girls will surrond him as he is a user... With the morning over, we transition to the school in the morning. Two people from the church are waiting for Sona.

Now, its after or during school? I can't tell, but I think its after from the orange sky. Akeno arrives late with Sona and Tsubaki and they inform Rias about something more private, so they head to their house and Koneko, Issei and Asia are left to go home (with Kiba being absent.)

So in Sona's house's sauna... Rias, Akeno, Sona and Tsubaki go in... Naked. This is one of the bigger fan service moments, were all four girls are butt naked... Alone... They discuss about the two holy people, who are Xenovia and Irina. They wanted to meet Rias and discuss something with them, and Sona accepts for them to meet with Rias and co. Meanwhile, Issei and Asia are heading home, and they get a bad, BAD feeling, so Issei runs into his home because of it. Rias abruptly leaves, realising whats going on. Issei calls for his mom, and this is honestly one of the more scarier moments of this anime. I was on the edge of my seat while watching this. (Literally) And when he runs in, he finds Xenovia and Irena talking to his mom. Irena and Issei meet after like a bunch of years and soon after, they leave.

Then we cut to Rias hugging them both in pure relief after she worried about it. Issei gets stuffed in between her breasts and he points them out, where Rias says,
"I really spoil you Issei..."
And she starts taking off her tie thing to show them, when Asia gets infront trying to stop him. I laughed at this, the rivalry between Asia and Rias is just too funny. Anyways, the next day...

Everyone in the Gremory household (bar Kiba) is sitting across Xenovia and Irena. They were talking about how 3 of the Holy Swords, Exaclibur was stolen by Fallen Angels, and they had 3 or 4 (can't remember) and that Xenovia and Irena have one each. With that, they tell them not to interfere or side with Fallen Angels. Rias gets angry and replies to them calmly that they wouldn't. Xenovia then replies with,
"I was only saying what HQ wanted to say"
And they leave, denying the offer for tea from Rias. As they walk by, Xenovia then decides to shame Asia infront of everyone by calling her a witch and asking if she stills believes in God. Issei gets pissed, and so do I. I don't like people getting called names, and even though its just an anime character, I can relate. Koneko restrains him and Issei thinks about his action and decides to drop,
"Ballsacks"
On us, breaking the hatred with a bit of comedy. Asia says yes, and Xenovia suggests that she should kill her to cleanse her sins. To me, this is absolute bullshit. Your gonna get the sin of killing her you baka, why kill her?! I guess its the same with death penalties... (Which is also stupid! I'm glad that I live in the UK...)
Issei starts to fight back and Rias steps in, saying that no one shall shame her servant. Xenovia pretty much ignores her and Issei breaks Koneko's hold and he goes infront of Xenovia and shit gets real.

They throw a few insults at each other and Kiba is there, suggesting a fight. They gladly accept, where Issei fights Irena, and Kiba fights Xenovia. Oh boy it leaves us on a cliffhanger for more.

So what do I think about this ep? It was enjoyable and funny, which is what I like. When it got serious near the end, is what I enjoyed most, and probably most memerable part of this ep. Plus the cliffhanger was nice. 8/10

But characters? Well... Xenovia's a bitch, Irena's too much of your sterotypical girl, Koneko still be a tsundere! Issei your typical main, Rias being your typical leader, Asia getting species/religious shamed, so I sympathised for her. Akeno, just there because, Kiba, epic fight at the beginning but dissapeared throughout, and Freed will always remain my fave villian of this series XD

So, that was my review... If you haven't watched Highschool DxD and don't mind the fanservice, ecchi and harem themes and read this, just give it a try... Trust me, you'll be glad you did. And next up is Fairy Tail episode 57! So lets do this!!! Thats all for now, Fox out~