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"If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?"
"No sir, I'd go back a few feet, get a head start, then jump off the cliff.
I'd die an epic death. Those noobs can suck it."

"You know one day that dirty mouth of yours is going to get you in trouble."

"Ah sir but it's my dirty mouth that will be giving your son a mighty fine **** job one day."

"Touché."

Ahhaha- yea sorry about that.
Really don't know what that was. It just happened.

I WARNED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!