Greetings everyone! I am Chara! In honor of 666 followers, I have taken control of the page until 6 pm eastern US time (well, extended by a few minutes cause the author got sidetracked and stuff)

ON TO MY RANTS!

This author is WAY too nice! Seriously! Follow backs? Too many second chances? It's DISGUSTING!

But, what can you do. Weak human minds are only weaker when they are kind. I'll give her the whole "letting me take over" thing, so I suppose it's fine...

Now, I haven't had chocolate in six hours! SIX HOURS PEOPLE! I'm irritable, as you can tell. I can't find my lucky knife anywhere, my locket broke, and Asriel is Flowey again! At least Flowey is mean, but he's also annoying! That squeaky voice, his tendency to break out into the universal theme song, and his screaming at Frisk constantly! It is just so ANNOYING!

I'd much rather have a quiet goody two shoes brother than an annoyingly mean and loud one, wouldn't you?

The author is forcing kindness into my character in Like Old Times! Seriously, it is sooooo terrible! I hate being nice to people! It sucks!

Well that's all I can go on about for now, so I'm just gonna give the page back to Flutter...

Psych!

I'm just gonna keep this page FOREVER! Until..

*flutterbat is glaring intently*

U-until...

*she walks over to me*

I...u-uh...

*she stares me down*

NOT THE STARE! DEAR GOD NO! NOT THE STARE! PLEEEEEEASE!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!

*she smiles*

"Thank you Chara. I will be taking my account back now."

You suck!

"No, you do. Now leave!"

Fine...I'll be back!

"Nah. I'm letting Frisk or Sans take over for 777."

DANG IT!