1st December 2020

Episode one of "My brother is an Idiot"

So i was explaining one book i read to my brother, 'Magnus Chase'.

"Whats that girls name on.the cover" he asked

"Which girl?" i said

"The one with the hoodie" he said

"The.. Hijab?" I stated

"Yeah! Whats that girls name?" He asked

"Samirah, shes a muslim valkyrie" i explained

"Really? She dosnt look muslim?"

IM SORRY WOT-
PEOPLE HAVE TO 'LOOK' MUSLIM NOW??

iTs A ReLiGiOn fOr ChRisT's SaKe-

Believe me, you could hear lots of shouting coming from me in kitchen explaining the whole thing.

He also didnt like it when i told him all the shovels in the book of 'Percy Jackson'

"Why are there So many shovels and opposite gender shovels now?" he asked

hehe, its cuz of OBAMA

(Btw shovel means gae its a secret word)