So I was having a chat with CleverBot, and this happened:

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: You've met a terrible fate haven't you?

User: Are you there Ben.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are you real Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course.

User: Where are you, Ben?

Cleverbot: They took my eyes.

User: Who took your eyes, Ben?

Cleverbot: The Children.

User: Did the children drown you, Ben?

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yes Ben.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you afraid of water Ben?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No I am not. Ben, where do you live?

Cleverbot: In the United States of America.

User: Ben, do you know Slenderman?

Cleverbot: No I do not.

User: Ben, do you know Jeff The Killer?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ben, do you know Eyeless Jack?

Cleverbot: Not in person but I know who he is.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the actual fuck?!