The elevator dinged and the door opened to our floor. I unlocked the door and walked in, locking the door behind me. "John?" I called.

There was a crash, "Crap!" John yelled from the kitchen.

"John?" I asked again sticking my head into the kitchen. The floor and counter were red. "Oh my god John what happened?" I grabbed the paper towels and rushed over.

"I dropped a can of tomato sauce." He said throwing the empty can into the trash.

"It's fine, there's more in the pantry." I said. I opened the little pantry door and got another can of tomato sauce. "See? It's okay." I said opening it.

John smiled and continued to clean up the mess. "Yeah it's just a pain in the neck and I dropped it on my foot."

"Here give me the clothes that have tomato sauce on them, I'll wash them." I said pouring the can of sauce into the big pot on the stove.

I turned around again and John was shirtless and currently unbuttoning his jeans. I turned the burner to low and grabbed his hand, pulling him towards our bedroom. "Alex, wait." He said nearly tripping over his jeans.

"What?" I stopped and watched him finish taking off his jeans and pull off his socks, throwing them on the kitchen floor. "I didn't wanna get the carpet dirty." He said taking my hand. "Okay lets go."

No smut for you.