Being an artist, I get a lot of questions like "you didn't draw that" or "you traced that"
Like do you have such bad skills you don't know what good art is? Idk but it pisses me off.
Another one of my favorites is
"Will you draw me?"
1. Isn't that a bit selfish
2. Why? Why do i need to take my own precious time to please you???
Oooo! Another one of my favorites is "what is that?" And I've just started drawing. I especially love when people start assuming what I'm drawing and they're breathing over my shoulder and shit.
I usually draw my characters' bases first, then clothes, then hair and face. I hate it when people say "Are they naked?" Do you see nipples? Do you see anything else that would be visible on a naked body? HMMM.

Okay well... Night. I'm going to sleep.