So even though it says 'smut' I didn't start the actual smut. I started writing this during school and just completely forgot about of it. Now that that's out of the way~

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Kyle sighed, and closed the book he was reading. For whatever reason, unbeknownst to even himself, he had found himself obsessed with homo-erotic romance novels. He even read Mr. Garrison's "Valley of Penises" because he got bored. To be honest, Kyle found himself wanting to try some of the things he had read, of course he would never admit it. He turned over onto his back, his red, curly hair framing his his pale face. The Jew closed his emerald eyes in hopes of sleep, but it never came.

"My, my, my, a Jew with naughty thoughts~" A deep, mocking voice caused Kyle's eyes to snap open. To the left of his bed was Satan's own son: Damien. Before the jersey, Jew could open his mouth Damien butted in. "I'm the son of the Dark Prince, I know your every thought, and I rather like them." He smirked.

Kyle blushed and sat up. " What do you want?"

"Awe~ Can't I stop by and say 'hi' every now and then?" The black haired demon fake pouted. Kyle wasn't buying it and his face showed as much. Damien dropped the act and sighed. "Okay fine, I heard your homo-erotic thoughts and wanted to help you, experiment."

Kyle blushed and looked away. "Can't. My parents and brother are home."

"Then I'll just make your room sound proof." Damien shrugged.