Pickup Lines
Wanda: Hey Joker.
Joker: Yeah?
Wanda: Wanna hear a pickup line?
Joker: Ok.
Wanda: Twinkle twinkle little star,
We can do it in a car.
Joker: ...
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Nell: Hey Spade.
Spade: Hm?
Nell: Wanna hear a pickup line?
Spade: Sure.
Nell: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Guess what? My bed has room for two.
Spade: ...
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Henry: Hey Queen.
Queen: What is it?
Henry: I have a pickup line.
Queen: Let's hear it.
Henry: I may not go down on history,
but I can go down on you. 😉
Queen: ...
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Scepta: Hey Shadow.
Shadow: What?
Scepta: I got a pickup line.
Shadow: Spill.
Scepta: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Marry,marry, marry, marry I can make you scream!
Shadow: ...
Shadow: Stay away from me.
I got those jokes another book. Except for the last one, that was spoken by Irl Nell.
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