The funny part about this is that this was a joke summon.
I was telling my bro about how bad luck I have in Fate/GO, so I summoned to show him. The first few were three stars, so I skipped ahead, and that's what I found.

YASS FIVE STARS.

I don't care if she's bad --- five stars are better than three stars.

(But why the waifu ;w; am I destined to never get a hubby?)