me: *looks at you and summons ghost rider motorcycle* oh hey guys! welcome back! i'd like to chat but i gotta go! just watch us over on the same side of the 4th wall! *rides motorcycle* ah fuck! the best horror slasher ever is a chasing after us!

jane/female jason: ........ *takes a short cut through the woods and cuts me off*

me: what the hell!

the guys: *see i'm in trouble and try to figure out a plan to rescue me*

me: oh shit *stares at her body* woah...she has some big tits... 

jane: *comes toward me*

me: hold on! i have an idea! *brings jane's mom pamela voorhees back to life*

pamele: what the? first i was in hell and now i am back on earth? *looks at jane* who are you?

jane: *cries under her hockey mask with joy* *takes off hockey mask and rushes to her mother and hugs her*

pamela: j-jane? is...is that you? oh my goodness! i thought they killed you! *hugs jane* thank you kind sir for bringing my duaghter and me back together!

me: its no big deal... *sees jane coming towards me* what are you- 

jane: *interupts me by kissing me* mmm~ 

me: oh fuck... 

jane: *picks me up and brings me to her cabin*

me: wait a mintue where are we going? wait...are we... oh no...

jane: *gives me a happy/sexy grin* *takes me in the cabin and locks the door*

me: *looks at you* um...we will be right back! someone play a wattpad ad! *gets tackled by jane*

to be continued