me: *looks at you* hey guys...can't talk right now... i'm being captured by some crazy lady! *looks at bowsette and gets a nosebleed* a crazy lady with huge tits!

bowsette: if you stay with me and be my king then these tits *shakes her ass at me* and this thicc ass is yours~

me: um...i dont know... *stares at her*

bowsette: we're here at my castle! *picks me up, carries me to her room and locks the door* *strips herself* i know you want this~

me: fuck... *gets a boner*

meanwhile...

jane: *slashing through all the goombas and koopa troops*

Legion: *blasting away at any other creatures* we're almost there jane! we're almost at bowsette's castle!

jane: *ignoring * *blinded with rage and love as she kept going through each world to get me back*

meanwhile...

me: shit... fuck it! *goes to bowsette an kisses her*

bowsette: hihi~ now lets get started~ *pushes my onto the bed and sucks/titfucks me*

me: *looks at you* we will be right back people!