jane: *comes home from her fun and long day of killing*

me: hey honey... how was your day?

jane: .... *thumbs up*

me: well thats good... *sees her clothes are ripped* oh man...

jane: ??? *looks at herself and has a sexy grin*

me: oh no...

jane: *strips herself and takes her hockey mask off* *comes towards me and kisses me*

me: *kisses her back* **gets a boner* 

jane: *smirks* *picks me up, takes me to our room, strips me and strokes my dick*

me: *moans* oh god~ so good jane~

jane: *strokes faster*

me: *cums* ah~

jane: *licks the cum off her hand seductively* *sucks me off*

me: ah! jane~ *grabs her head and fucks her mouth/throat*

jane: *moans* *thinking: oh god! i'm addicted to his big meaty cock!*

me: oh fuck~ you like that bitch~

jane: *nods yes*

me: *cums in her mouth*

jane: *thinking: oh fuck...he's filling my stomach up...* *gets on her knees, turns around and shakes her ass at me*

me: ooh~ you want me to fuck you~

jane: *nods yes*

me: *spanks her*

jane: *moans*

me: *fucks her pussy* fuck~ your so tight baby~

jane: *thinking: fuck~ so good~*

me: *kisses her and cums*

jane: *eyes rolled back and tongue out* *cums and faints*

me: man... that was awesome... *looks at you guys* ah!!! when did you guys get here?!!? were you watching the whole time!?!? you guys wern't supposed to see that... um... 

lapis: eddie! im home!

me: gotta go guys!!!