Warning: Swearing and dirty jokes

Bakugou's Pov

It was 8:30 pm, 2 minutes till i usually fall asleep.

Yes, i sleep at 8:30 pm. Shut the fuck up, it's not that damn early!

I'll kill you if you tell anyone this!!

I must be going fucking crazy, talking to myself like this.

I felt my voice smudge as i felt my eye lids fall down but then suddenly....

BAAM!!!!!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" I shouted at the idiot that thought it was a good idea to come to my dorm when i was about to fucking sleep.

"What the fuck are you guys doing here?!" My eyes widen as i spot four morons carrying three boxes on my balcony area.

They have been bugging me alot lately. Dragging me to their 'hangouts' and 'meetings' and annoying me more than usual. What the fuck is wrong with them?

"We are here to celebrate your birthday silly!" Pikachu said as he lifted up the cake he brought.

Wait.....

Since when did they know Caramel and chocolate was my favorite cake again?

"Now let us in Baku!!!" Racoon eyes complained to me annoyingly. I didn't want you to come here in the first place!!

"My birthday is tomorrow idiots! Go back to your fucking dorms and let me fucking sleep!" I said diving back into my bed, expecting those idiots to leave.

But nOoOoOoOoOo, they didn't leave.

"We knooowwww, but is it really bad that we want to celebrate our friend's birthday a couple of hours earlier than usual?" Shitty hair smiled through the window.

'Too bright....'

"Yes."

"Well too bad." Raccoon eyes said opening the window.

I regret leaving my window open now.

"Why do you leave your window open Kacchan?" Pikachu asked as he made himself at home in MY room.

"Dont touch that! And i would blast those punks who would even dare step into my room." I smacked Pikachu in the head before i put back MY All might figurine that he was playing around with. Stupid Pikacuhu..

"So your an All might fan boy?" Sero suddenly teased me making my blood boil.

'Exuse me?!'

"I AM NOT A ALL MIGHT FANBOY!"

"Are you sure about that?" Sero asked as he pointed at the all might merch displayed everywhere in my room.

"Who even said this guy could go in my room! I should call the police or something!"

I AM NOT AN ALL MIGHT FANBOY!! I'M NOT LIKE THAT STUPID DEKU!!

"But you wont cause you love me~"

"Who the fuck gave you that idea?!"

"And also cause you cant-"

"Thank your damn luck i cant."

"So why are you morons up this late anyways."

It's 8:33 pm for goodness sake!!!!

"....."

"Bakubro... come on."

"IT'S FLIPPIN' 8:33 PM KACCHAN!!" Kaminari laughed rolling on the floor.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP PIKACHU!!!" i flushed red as i beat the shit out of those morons who were still laughing like there is no fucking tommorow.

"I-i-i'm sorry B-bakubro!! I-it's j-just too much!!" Shitty Hair said before his self control snapped and he busted out laughing.

Exuse me?!

"SHUT UP SHITTYHAIR!! I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR STUPID LAUGH!!" i hit Kirishima with my pillow angrily. How dare he laugh at my expense?!

'DIE! DIE! DIE!' But that stupid idiot just kept laughing as i hit him with my pillow.

"Awww we made little Kacchan mad?" Pikachu had the guts to tease me.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

"Cant think of more insults Bakugou?"

"GO FUCK YOURSELF RACOON EYES!!"

"OoOoOoOHhHh, kinky-"

"Thats what she said bro-"

"OH SHUT UP YOU PIECES OF SHIT."

"But we are your pieces of shit."
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"Why is my piece so short?!" Pikachu said holding his piece of yogurt stick he got from Raccoon eyes.

"Nothing is shorter than your dick."

"OHHHHHH KAMINARI!!! BAKUGOU!!! MFJDKIDD!!!"

"BURNNN!!!!"

"YOU NEED SOME ICE DENKI?"

"KACCHAN!!!" I laughed as i looked at 1 dollar Pikachu who was trying to glare at me. That was for touching my All might action figure! That stupid idiot.
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"Lets play a game!!!"

"No, i'mmm fuckinggg sleepppyy."

Jesus Christ, It's now way past my fricking bed time but these fucking idiots wont fucking leave me alone.

"SsSsShHhH!! Dont be like that Bakugou, it's just 9:04 pm!!" Shitty hair tried to reason with me.

THAT'S FUCKING LATE!!

"How about Uno!!!" Raccoon eyes suggested.

"Sure why not, how bad could it be?"
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"UGGGGGGHGHH!!!! It's as bad as it can be." Soy sauce face complained as he lost another round.

So far i got the most wins, of course, followed by Raccoon eyes, then Pikachu then Shitty hair and then Soy sauce face.

LOSSEEERRRSSS!!!

"Dont say that Sero!"

"You're just saying that cause you are winning!" Pikachu said to Mina- i mean, Racoon eyes.

"Oh sSsSsShHhH your mouth Kaminari."
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"USNIDNSUSDISK!! WHY DOES IT KEEP ON FALLING IN MY TURN?!"

This time, we are now playing Jenga and i'm still winning, of course, but now next to me is Soy Sauce face and then Shitty hair then Pikachu then Raccoon eyes.

"HA! IT'S YOUR TURN TO FEEL DEFEAT MINA!!" Ser-i mean--Shit--- Soy sauce face said.

"SHUT UP SERO-KUN!!!"

"No one likes a sore loser Mina-"

"But i swear it's the bricks!! Not me!!"

"Whatever makes you sleep at night."
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"You like anime Bakugou??"

"Who dosent."

I mean, seriously, who in the class dosen't like anime? Every single one of those idiots love it so i happen to watch a few.

(He is just trying to be cool, Bakugou is a huge anime lover and has watched alot of anime even before U.A.)
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"Then suddenly! They heard a squeeking noise from the basement as they shaked in fear as they saw the figure with a familliar axe in front of them. They shouted in fear as the dark figure started walking toward them and-"

"Boo."

"AHHHHHHH!!!! DJXUDKZJISJZISJSUSJ!!!" Everyone laughed as Kaminari chased Sero. "WTF DUDE?!" The idiot said.

"WAIT!!! BAKUGOU IS LAUGHING!!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP PIKACHU!!" I started chasing Kaminari as he stuck his tongue at me. I'M SO GOING TO KILL HIM!!
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No one's POV

One week later

"Deku-kun?" Uraraka said as she called him again. Failing to get his attention even after calling him 14 times already.

"Yes Uraraka? Sorry, i was just thinking."

"What were you looking at?" Uraraka's eyes widened as she looked at the direction Midoriya was looking at.

"Oh..."

The Bakugou were all cuddling up together in the couch of their living room in the dorms. They were all too focused watching tv to see the two talking and looking at them.

"Yeah..."

"A-are you alright Deku-kun?! W-why are you crying?!" Uraraka flumbled with her words as Midoriya started to cry tears of joy.

"Dont worry! These are tears of joy!! I'm just so happy!!"

"Kacchan never really had friends, mostly minions.. S-so i'm soo happy Kacchan has real friends who a-accept him and w-will always be there by his side..."

"You really care for Bakugou dont you Deku-kun?"

"Yeah, i really do."