Ships: Miritama, Kiribaku and a few other mentioned ships.

Warning: Swearing (cause Bakugou is in this fanfic) and dirty jokes.

(Warning this is a normal AU soooo no quirks for this one!) (And in this AU Kiri and Tamaki is Fatgum aka Toyomitsu Taishiro's sons, Midoriya is All might's son, Shinsou and Eri are Aizawa's children and etc.)
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The Toyomitsu family were eating dinner when Tamaki, for once, was the one to brake the silence.

"Sooo... you have a boyfriend?" Tamaki awkwardly asked his brother for he had heard a lot of rumors a while back and he wanted to confirm it with his brother but he never got the chance to ask him

"I actually do have one! He is soooo manly and soooo hot!! Plus his ass looks so good. Wonder what he would look like when-" Amajiki sighed in relief as Fatgum smacked him before he could go more into detail.

"Tone your horny ass down Eijirou! Can't you see Tamaki is getting uncomfortable! Plus we are at the dinner table young man! Horny teenagers these days!" Fatgum scolded his youngest son.

"Sorry Niisan! That was so unmanly of me!" Eijirou begged on his knees as the older Toyomitsu brother looked at him in shock as the youngest one almost flipped the table when bowing. "No need to worry. You were just excited, thats all." Tamaki said overwhelmed by the sudden apologies.

"Thank you Tamaki-niisan!" The red said still bowing to Tamaki who looked more embarassed by the second.

"Now g-get up!" Tamaki said pulling Ejirou back up so they could finish their dinner.
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"He really told you that! Wow! That boy sounds more bold than i thought!" Mirio pulled a thumbs up in approval as he sipped his coffee.

Mirio and Tamaki were currently on a date when Mirio noticed he was more flustered than he usually was so after 10 minutes of solid begging, Tamaki finally told him the story.

"I-it was so embrassing!" Tamaki sulked in the corner. Regreting everything in his life up to this point.

"Now Eijirou wants me to actually MEET him!" He said nervously shaking as he avoided eye contact with boyfriend for he was clearly not fond with the idea.

"Thats super good! Maybe you could become friends!" Mirio said enthusiasticly.

'Of course he would think this is a good idea..' Tamaki deadpanted to himself.

"I dont even know who he is..." Tamaki headplanted on the table filled with misery.

"Well if you want i'll come with you! If that will make you feel better!" Mirio suggested to him with a bright smile.

"Y-yeah... that would help alot.." He looked up and gave a grateful smile to his boyfriend.

"EEEEEEPPPPPP!!" Mirio and Tamaki looked at Nejire as she fangirled about her Otp.

"Who invited her to our date again?" Tamaki looked at Mirio.

"Oh come on 'Maki! I just wanted to hang out with you guys again!"

"Yeah sure you did." Tamaki said, not believing her for a second. She was just here to check out the new girl our age working here.
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"YAYYYYYYYY!!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!" Tamaki had to pull the phone away from his ears to prevent himself from going deaf from his brother's excited yelling from the other side of the phone.

Mirio and Nejire decided it was a good idea to tell Ejirou about the news through the phone. Why did Tamaki believe them again?

"So, when are we meeting him?" Mirio took initiative as Tamaki headplanted his head back into the table like an ostrich headplanting into the sand.

"Hmmmnnnnnnn, how about after exams? Katsuki might yell at me if i dont study and fail.... again." Eijirou swooned the fondess evident in his voice. As Nejire always says, "Everyone deserves true love!"

"Great! We will meet you then! But before you go, would you mind telling me who this lucky Katsuki guy is?" Tamaki sighed as he looked up at Nejire and Mirio who are now begging Ejirou to tell him.

"Finnnneeee, i'll tell you!" Eijirou said in fake expiration but Tamaki knew his brother was probably practically internally giggling in excitement.

"His name is Hakamata Katsu-" Eijirou started but was cut off by Nejire's bloodcurling scream. "HAKAMATA KATSUKI?!" She screamed in excitement.

"You know him?" Mirio asked Nejire, not knowing who this 'Hakamata Katsuki' was.

"You don't? Son of worldwide famous fashion designer and owner of one of the most luxurious fashion brand, Best Jeanist, one of the top students of class 1-A and famous model! Duhhhh, i know him!" Nejire shaked Mirio as she said each word.

"Yep! Thats him! He is amazing, isn't he?" Ejirou said dreamly making Tamaki fake gag. "Hey! I heard that!" Ejirou yelled at his brother through the phone.

"Is this him?" Mirio said showing her a magazine of a handsome blonde model who was posing with a certain half white-half red headed boy.

"Yep! If i was straight i would totally smash him-" Nejire joked but was cut off by Mirio. "Not infront of the child." Mirio said to her.

"Trust me that boy isn't innocent." Tamaki said, exposing his brother. "Niisan!" Eijirou yelled through the phone, not used to his older brother being bold like that.

"Anyways, i gotta go! See you at home Niisan! Shee you next week Mirio-senpai!" Kirishima said hanging up.

"Is it too late to reconsider?" Tamaki said head planting once more onto the table like he was considering marrying it.

"Yep!" Tamaki groaned loudly but was covered by the other two's laughter that was heard at all parts of the cafe.

'Should i kick them out?' The manager asked himself considering letting them be. After all they were just teenagers having fun.
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"Bad kitten!" Mirio scolded Tamaki as he tried to get him out of the door again.

"Tamakkiiii!!! We have to gooooo!! We are going to be late!" Mirio whined to his boyfriend who suddenly just wanted to ditch Eijirou and his boyfriend and watch neflix all night.

He should have expected this... now its too late to call back up and he has to convice Tamaki to not ditch his brother.

"Imagine Eijirou's reaction when you dont come! He will be devistated!!" Mirio tried again but Tamaki wouldn't budge.

"Pleaaseeee for meeee!!!" Tamaki couldn't refuse him anymore when he saw the puppy dog eyes, who can though?

"Fine... but we are going back here after." Tamaki sighed as he saw Mirio's happy smile as he carried him into the car, to his dismay.
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