A/N: this is a parody & this is for fun so don't ask.

Kyle's pov

I won a bet against Xander and now he has to read to dumb story about Little red riding hood. HAHAHAHAHA!! This is gonna be so humiliating. Though this was also gonna be red to squirt and some other people. Our kid brother said he's bringing a few people with him and his teacher. Oblivion and Brandon and Flippy arrived as I rolled my eyes. Though as Xander got finished getting everything ready for the story squirt and the others arrived. To our surprise Whisp also brought that guy Snowers. Snowers said with that cocky attitude of his, wwweeelllll I thought I never get a chance to meet the biological demon brothers of my apprentice Whisper Willowquim.. I said to him with a constant glare, so your the perverted freak Snowers huh?...I heard the rumors! Snowers said, so you did hmph!.. Oblivion said in a calm tone, our little brothers been telling us how much you've been teaching and being there for him...my siblings and I appreciate all you done for him. Snowers said, ehh it was nothing though truth be told your little Angelic brothers been doing much for me and Giggles. Oblivion said, oh I see.. Xander whispered, I thought Giggles loves Cuddles? Brandon said dully, that's a long story dude.. Xander said, aannnyyywwaaayyyy...everyone sit down... we all sat down as Xander reads.

Xander's pov

I narrated the story as I began, Once upon a time there was a little girl named little red (Autumn) who wore a cape and hood all the time. One day little reds mother gave her a basket of treats to take to her grandmothers house...but she does get a little distracted...Just like another certain pink chipmunk who's giggling is interrupting this story! Giggle said as she shrugged, hehehe sorry about that... Snowers said, don't worry Xavier she couldn't help that she's really happy. I said, it's Xander actually... Snowers said, ya know...one thing Whisp wasn't kidding about...you really look just like him Xander.. I said, uhh...thanks I guess...though I normally get being Oblivion's twin a lot...even if that's true we shoulda been born on the same day...anyway back to the story...so during the way to grandmas house Little Red stopped and looked at the basket of treats for her grandma and said, I guess I should have a quick bite. And so she did...though it drew the attention of a few creatures. When she started skipping to her grandmas house again a big bad wolf appeared and said, hello there little girl!..where are you heading off to? Little red replied, hi there mister wolf I'm going to my grandmas she lives in the woods..but mommy said not to delay or waste time just go to grandmas and run straight home. The wolf needed to think before he said in a sly tone, why waste the time away?...there's plenty of time to have...why not pick some flowers for your grandma? Little red looked at the flowers he showed her and without hesitation Little red picked the flowers as the wolf sneaks away from her to granny's house. When he arrived he knocked on the door and said trying to impersonate the little girl, Granny it's Little red riding hood I came to visit you! The door opened and the wolf creeped into the bed room. But as the wolf creeped to the bed a shotgun?...was pointed to his nose and then...THW WOLF GOT KILLED?!...HEY WHO THE HECK WROTE THAT PART?!...and then the wolf was shot dead and the grandmother buried it where no one can find the wolf. When little red arrived she and the grandma had a long talk and ate some snacks...THE END. I stopped reading as Oblivion said, hey look at that big brother. I saw everyone and Kyle included asleep. I can admit it was cute but with everyone I Red to sleep?..I dunno...I guess I can let them have a nap I guess... I looked at Whisp who was really outcold...I thought of putting him on the couch so he take a nap comfortably. I picked him up and said as I smiled and carried him to the couch, have a good sleep little brother. Oblivion said as he pulls out his phone, I'm gonna go ahead and call Carolyn..Whisp May need to rest here until Carolyn arrives to take him home. I said, agree...*looking at my brother and placed the covers on him* just to make sure you don't catch a cold bro... Oblivion then hugs me and said, your one good big brother Xander. I said as I hugged him back, what kind of brother would I be if I wasn't Oblivion...though you have been my first little brother. Just after calling Carolyn to pick Whisp up Oblivion said as he started to fall asleep, *yawn* I'm sleepy... I sat down on another couch as Oblivion places his head on my lap and fell asleep. I pat his head and whispered, sleep tight little brother.