I've almost died so many times you wouldn't believe it.

I've almost drowned in the Pacific and Atlantic Ocean so many times it isn't funny.

I almost got stung by multiple jellyfish. Someone saved me thank god.

I almost got stung by a stingray.

Someone who I'm shipped with, and I still am, tried to get me to play the actual game of Russian Roulette. I didn't play.

I froze in fear and almost fell to my death in caves the other day. Almost got ripped apart by coyotes later that night.

Guess I'm not suppose to die despite how many times I've almost died??