YO MAMMA SO UGLY!
When she plays, MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Scorpion said," STAY OVER THERE!"
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YO MAMA SO FAT!
She needs cheat codes,
FOR WII FIT!
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YO MAMA SO FAT!
When she sat on the IPod,
SHE MADE THE IPAD!
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YO MAMA SO STUPID!
She bought tickets to XBOX LIVE!
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YO MAMA SO FAT!
Every time she turns around,
IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!
(Stand behind her and you don't have to give her any presents! GENIUS!!!)
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YO MAMA SO STUPID!
She got hit,
BY A PARKED CAR!
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YO MAMA SO FAT!
When she made a PS3 account,
THE WHOLE NETWORK CRASHED!
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YO MAMA SO UGLY!
Neither Edward or Jacob,
WANT HER ON THEIR TEAM!
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YO MAMA SO FAT!
When she plays Call of Duty,
The person that kills her GETS A FIVE KILL STREAK!
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YO MAMA SO UGLY!
She gives FREDDY KRUEGER NIGHTMARES!
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YO MAMA SO STUPID!
She made an appointment,
WITH DR.PEPPER!
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YO MAMA SO FAT!
She had to be bathtised,
AT SEA WORLD!
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YO MAMA SO STUPID!
SHE TRIED TO CLIMB MOUNTAIN DEW!
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YO MAMA SO FAT!
Her farts cause GLOBAL WARMING!
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YO MAMA SO SHORT!
When she smokes weed,
SHE CAN'T EVEN GET HIGH!
(I do NOT support drugs FYI)
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YO MAMA SO HAIRY!
Bigfoot took HER PICTURE!
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YO MAMA SO UGLY!
When the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall,
He said," Oh, Noooooo!"
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YO MAMA SO FAT!
Her splash attack,
DOES DAMAGE!
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YO MAMA SO UGLY!
The 'Forever Alone Guy',
DENIED HER FRIEND REQUEST!
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YO MAMA SO STUPID!
She brought a spoon,
TO THE SUPER BOWL!
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YO MAMA SO SHORT!
She hang glides,
ON A DORITO!
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YO MAMA SO UGLY!
She turned MADUSA TO STONE!
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YO MAMA SO STUPID!
She sold her electric car,
FOR GAS MONEY!
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YO MAMA SO UGLY!
When she saw One Direction,
THEY WENT THE OTHER DIRECTION!
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YO MAMA SO STUPID!
She stays up all night,
TRYING TO CATCH SOME SLEEP!
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YO MAMA SO FAT!
People jog around her,
FOR EXERCISE!
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