WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS EXPLICITLY RANDOM MATERIAL. BE PREPARED.

I was sitting on a park bench during a perfect day eating a life-sized purple and flower-shaped bagel. Then suddenly angry and scared citizens of my mind fled toward me, frightened by the giant grape juice box attacking my empire. Then Mabel Pines rode on her majestic four headed dolphin, as she became the hero of the day.

"The future lies in the past.. ONWARDS, AOSHIMA!" she yelled, defeating the magnificent beast.

Instead of the town being grateful, they all began to bicker. Than a man, not fish, named Drawing began to say "I love to bicker! I'm angry, bicker bicker bicker."

After then Pinky Pie stopped the bickering by heroically saying "AND I WAS ALL LIKE, OATMEAL ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!"

And then I woke up. The end.