Random Comebacks
Dude: YO MAMA!
Me: YO PAPA!
Dude: Your face...
Me: I'd rather have no face than to have one like yours. :)
(Back in the olden days)
Dude: You're so ugly!
Me: I can have plastic surgery; but for you that problem's unfixable.
Random Insults
1) You, sir, are a man of rare intelligence... It's rare that you show any.
2) If laughter were really the best medicine, your face would be curing the world.
3) I truly love what you've done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
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