Well the middle of summer has come. Hot days, yep. Today's the day I go to a birthday party and according to the "hip" kids these days its going to be "lit"? On well, I'm Ki Silver. 13 years old with one strange life. I'm an only child so just mom, and dad. A birthday part for my best friend White. How funny is that, Silver and white. Ha Ha. I wore a button down dark purple shirt with black leggings. Of course on my way the mom talked to me about "boys".
"SSSSSOOOOOOO like any boys? "
"mom stop now please. "
She kept going till we got there. I got out as soon as the car stopped moving. I waved bye and hugged White.
"WASSSSSS UUUPP"
"the sky"
"get out my house"
"where do I go"
"the backyard for a time out"
"WAHT I JUST GOT HERE"
"DON'T TELL CORNY JOKES UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 1min"
"... "
"no don't you dare"
"why did John fall off his bike? "
"ugh why"
"His father through a chair at him. "
She laughed so hard she cried. I saw her cat Oreo. A REALLY fat cat. I let him sniff me and I pet him. I must have done something wrong because he hissed at me. I pet him again and got bit. Me and White stood there about 2 seconds before my scream periced the heavens. The sound of a chicken combined with a unidentified species came out my mouth.
"SCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE"
White stood there laughing and did nothing as I "screed" my pain out. White eventually got the cat off me and after that I hissed at Oreo. She told me about her life story in a mixed up way that was so confusing I almost cried.
"Age 21 born with an egg. The egg was a donkey that was poopen 'n stuff. I age like a dino cuz human 'n stuff. "
Something else........

-----Time skips r real m8------

"What are you reading"
"my fan fics"
I didn't want to know who she wus shippen but i asked
"who is it"
"Jeremy x mike"
"imma slap da heck out of u"
When i did .... She cried.TEARS EVERYWHERE.
Time came and flew just like a turtle. I left around 7 wich is like 1 hour after i was suposed to be home....
A/n this book is stupid dont like stupid the just go save your self now