I dedicate this to ashy Glitched_Ashfur ((we shall remember you forever and always))

Jade: oxi I will love you for ever!

Oxi: *finishes mating another female.*

Jade: I still love you!

Oxi: *gets drunk and says he's tired of jade*

Jade: I still love you! *is being I spaced by oxi*

Oxi: why do you still love me after being enslaved to me?

Jade: because I do

Oxi: I want the real reason.

Jade: cause your hot!

Oxi: ...

Jade: your so fûcking hot!

Oxi: you are obsessed

Jade: you are so fûcking hooooot! No you are so fûcking handsome! Love me and mate me!

Oxi: Jade what the fück you are obsessed with me go away

Jade: but I love you and your hot!

Jade- mine

Oxi- RigbyXNutella