Me: *breaks 4th wall* btw only i can break the fourth wall and talk to you guys since its t story. Also this'll basically contain either random sex, wholesome, parody or adventure stuff. Real story will be labeled as chapter while others will be labeled oneshot with either 😈(horny/sexual), 😊(wholesome), 🍎(prologues/backstories) and 🗿(adventures/parody). Anything between 2 " * " is an action a character is doing. Anything written in a slanted font is a narrator...could be me or someone else. Anything with a " : " after it is a character or item that is atleast somewhat or somehow alive