The group of Autobots stood outside the cave.
The tallest, bearing red and blue, spoke.
"We must find the relic before the Decepticons do."
A slightly smaller black and grey interrupted.
"But how are we going to get inside? It'll be a tight squeeze for me."
The medic answered. "And for me as well, so that leaves Jazz and Bumblebee"
The mentioned silver announced," Well who ever is going in, they need to do it quick. We got company."
Optimus thought for a second. "Jazz. You will stay out here and help us keep the Decepticons at bay. Bee will be the one to go inside."
The young scout nodded, and began to make his way to the entrance. Just as he slipped inside, Starscream, Grindor, and Megatron landed.
Megatron, glaring at his brother, "So, you are here to steal the relic from us?"
The accused replied, "It was never yours. The only thing that you have that's considered a relic is your bad attitude."
"Well then. Let's see who gets to the relic first."
The two groups charged at each other.

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P: "Sir. We're approaching our destination."
NF: "Good. The quicker we find this alien thing the quicker we can destroy it."
IM:"You don't want to know what it even does Fury?"
NF:"Correct Tony. After Ultron I don't want any more aliens, outer beings, or more Mr Gooses on our planet."
T:"What am I then?"
NF"You, Thor, are a hired outer being."
T: "wow, I feel soo special."
P: "Um, sir? I'm picking up 7 large figures by the location site."
NF"Bring them up on screen."
P"Already done Sir."
A screen showed the 7 figures fighting each other.
IM: Wow. They appear to be robots.
NF: Dangerous, alien robots.
CA: What is it with you and aliens? And what did you mean by more 'Mr Goose'?
T: I agree with them being dangerous. The red one has a sword.
CA: And the rest of them have cannons.
IM: This is a technological achievement.
T: That they're weaponized, or the fact that the black one just tore off the bulky guy's head?
IM: Both.
NF: Well, I don't care.
T: This is actually entertaining. Can we watch them rip each other to shreds?
NF: Hmm. That's actually not a bad idea. We sneak in, get the relic, secure it, then blow up the rest of the standing ones.
CA: Minimum risk, easy exploitation, let's do it.
IM: Your the captain, Captain.
T: Let's do this!
H: What I miss?

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There it is! Just gotta grab that then I can get out of here.
The main cavern was fairly large considering the entrance. Odd, circular patterns lined the walls. In the center was a knocked over podium. Laying on the stone was the relic.
I wonder what it does.
The yellow and black bot picked up the ancient cylinder. That's done. Now to get out of her-
A voice followed by a shout filled the cavern.
"It should be in here."
"Then we can go back to the fighting aliens?"
"Ugh. Yes."
Crap
Not sure what to do, Bee transformed into his vehicle mode. Driving slowly to a blind corner to the entrance, Bee stayed a still as he could.
"This looks like a place some aliens would put it."
"But it's not from Asgard. Otherwise the signs would say . The Rock was a good morning."
Idiots. It says, "Was the day we first started the day we first left?' Though to be honest I don't even know why it's there.
"Well, let's find that relic."
"It shouldn't be too hard to find. There's only rocks and dirt."
"It should pick up on my scanners."
"It should?"
"But it's not for some reason. Some of the rubble must be blocking it."
From his hiding place, the Autobot could see a human in blue and white; a man with a hammer; a small red and gold bot; and a two normal humans.
I gotta get out of here.
One of them spoke.
"Hey, who left a car in here?"
The others got closer.
"I don't know, but I like the racing stripes."
"I might take it back to my place if you don't mind."
"I don't mind. I'm just curious how your going to get it out of here."
"Easy."
The red and gold human climbed into my driver seat.
Dang it
The human drove very crooked and kept hitting all the rocks. Eventually, we got to the point where I could drive out of the exit. Carefully, the human drove me out of the cave.
As soon as my tires touched the dirt a voice came from the metal man.
NF: Ironman. You know those robots that were fighting?
The human answered, so he must be 'Iron man.'
IM: Yeh?
NF: You also know that there was a deep canyon near the cave site?
IM: Yep, and I think I know what your going to say.
NF: The robots fell into the canyon while fighting. You can pick up their scraps after you get the relic back to base.
IM: Alright.
NO! I gotta help Optimus.
But how?
The Iron Man got out, and walked over to his friends. They began talking to each other, turning their backs to me. I slowly transformed, and ran for the cliff.

Split chapter-

T: Well. We didn't find the relic, but we found a cool sports car.
IM: What if the car was the relic?
CA: A relic from the 70's.
IM: Har har. But still. The Camaro is a decent car. I'm keeping it.
NF: So you didn't find the relic in there?
CA: Negative.
NF: Ok, change of plans. Let's- uh. Apparently there was another robot hiding by the cave. It's running for the canyon. Fast little bugger though.
IM: Least we have one bot left alive. I- hey. Where'd my car go?
NF: Who cares? The alien is a bit more important.
IM: Fine.

The group ran after a searching Bumblebee. Bee came to the edge, and peered over.
Where are they? They couldn't have just disappeared. The robot moved his helm back and forth, trying to find any trace of his friends. In one of hus hands was the