I have cookies with green and red sprinkles
They are my favourite cookies
Except when I'm laughing too hard
As usual you'd say something that would steal the air from my lungs
My hand hitting the floor and tears in my eyes
No sound comes out of my mouth
When I get air again I either snort so hard it hurts
Or I go quiet again because I always laugh too hard
Unfortunately I have that cookie too close to my mouth
I inhale the sprinkles and choke on them
Which makes you laugh as well
In just a couple seconds we're on the ground
Unable to breathe and our bodies shaking
After we somewhat calm down
We chuckle and sit back up
Trying to catch our breath
I offer you a cookie but we end up laughing even more