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I return to Hell tomorrow morning and I'm honestly not ready even though it's a 2 hour day :'D

I CAN FEEL THE SOCIAL ANXIETIES KICKING IN ALREADY

Oh well,itself only for this week (hopefully) since my family is moving

And besides...

I'M GOIN TO HOGWARTS SUCKAS

(ok so technically I got this letter around sometime in May but let's pretend I just got it tonight)

Got the letter and ticket and everything >:3

Aaahh I should really be asleep so that way I don't walk around like a drunk zombie tomorrow but this is more important 😊

Also I've been thinking up comebacks to say to one of my brother's friends because that kid needs his teeth kicked in (the friend,not my brother)

• Ugh,you still exist

• You know,in humans,our buttholes actually form first,but I guess people like you don't develop past that stage.Although that would explain your small amount of brain cells.

• I can't believe trees are making oxygen just for it to be wasted on people like you when ill people could be using it.

• Huh,that's funny,I don't remember asking for your opinion.

• Talk to the wall, because none of my body wants to hear the crap coming out of your mouth.

• Let's see, where did they go? Oh,look at that!I lost the two fricks I gave about this conversation or your existence.

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this BUT WHO GIVES A SCHIST RIGHT

my mom legit walked into me and my brother's room right before I was about to take a picture of my Hogwarts letter and left like nothing was happening since she knows I like to read at night

Reading is better than socializing :)

oKay GOODNIGHT eVERYBODY

~Webs Planning to Roast