I was bored so I made these

Or you could say I stole them from Tumblr

May: Drew, can I ask you something important?

Drew: Of course

May: Why don't we have a koala?

Drew: *long pause* I don't know

Teacher: Any questions?

Me: Ya what the fuck

*on a tour*

Ash (tour guide): And here we have The White House

Ash: America's most whitest house

Paul: Being immortal would be cool

Dawn: Not really, because everyone you know would die

Paul: Good

Why are you late?

Ash: #YOLO

Misty: You can't tell me how to live my life

Gary: Fifty shades of late: I was walking and then I caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and I knew we would one day make sweet love so I just walked alongside her and tried to catch her eye and she was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and she had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out she was walking to a bus stop so obviously I had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

Leaf: In this day and age, we shouldn't need labels like 'late'

Drew: My bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

May: I had to beat my brother for saying 'swag'

Paul: My brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

Dawn: My sim was having an emotional meltdown and I needed to be there for her

Barry: I was fashionably late

Meadow: 2 kool 4 scool

Cilan: Sarah Palin and I got into a Twitter war and I couldn't leave and let her win

Iris: Traffic jammy jammy jam

Clemont: I spent the entire night worrying if I would ever lose my virginity

Serena: I had PE first period do you blame me?

Gladion: My meth lab caught fire

Moon: I spent the entire night reading Tom Daley fanfiction

Nice things they say when hugging someone

Ash: Tonight... you

Misty: AhahahaAHAHAHAHAAAA

Gary: Everytime I poop I think of you

Leaf: Please help me (then smiling as if nothing happened)

Drew: Yessssssssssssssss

May: I bet you didn't feel me lick your ear

Paul: No one will ever believe you

Dawn: He knows, don't go home

Barry: I killed Mufasa

Meadow: I always knew you would die in my arms

Cilan: Your hair tastes like strawberries

Iris: You smell different when you're awake

Clemont: Mother told me it would be like this

Serena: Soon

Gladion: The time will come...

Moon: You have lovely skin, I can't wait to wear it

Prof Oak: May I have your attention please?

Misty: YOU CAN HAVE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE

Misty: I'm sorry Oak go on

Moon: I murdered someone

Lillie: I'm totally cool with that I love you

Moon: I murdered someone

Gladion: Me too

Me: *sees picture of OTP that captures everything I love about the ship*

Me: *turns around to share it with someone*

Me: *remembers that none of my friends or family know about the OTP*

Me: *looks at the picture by myself*

Me: *suffers in silence*

Yay