*me and my sister texting*

Me: where r u mom is asking

Sister: I'm waiting for the bus rn

Sister: they didn't allow me in the other because it was full

Me: k

Sister: they didn't allow me omgggg

Me: k chill

Sister: stfu it's cold out here

(note that im summarizing all of our texts)

Me: exactly, just "chill" haha

Sister: wowwwww

Me: I'm so funny haha

Sister: yeah, ur VERYYYY funny *note my sarcasm

Sister:👏👏👏

IM SO FUNNY I MADE A PUN

HAHAHAHAHAHA

i deserve a crown T-T