*Bad puns

*Over-the-top and unnecessary anger

*Mispronouncing things in front of people just to see them die inside

*"Hi hungry, I'm AnOmoriFanatic!"

*"What time is it?"

"Oh, it's 7:00 AM."

"It's almost noon-"

*"Have you tried *Insert thing that doesn't help at all, and has no reason to even begin helping*?"

*Walking into doors before opening them

*Seeing people incredibly flustered

*"I call this next song... 'A World On Fire...'

*Dramatic pause*

*SHRIEKING WHILE SLAMMING PIANO KEYS*

*"I overslept today-"

"Skill issue lmao"

*That one face a bearded dragon makes when it's angry and it opens its mouth to try to scare you away and its really cute and I love it and

*"Can you make me a sandwich?"

*Puts a peice of bread on either side of their face* "I made you a sandwich."

*Playing something elegant and beautiful, then randomly adding in the first few notes of Megalovania

*Asking people "If Satan was an angel, could he be a wheel?" and watching them suffer at the fact that I'm not wrong.

*Telling people that they're breathing manually. 

*And blinking manually.

*While we're at it, you ever notice how your tounge isn't comfortable in your mouth?

*By the way, you can feel every piece of clothing on your body.

*Oddly specific, rare threats.

For example, "I WILL ANNEX YOU!"

*"That really shakes up the ol' bag of hammers, if you know what I mean."

*Other person nods despite the fact that I made the phrase up*

*Telling people about Henways