Don't ask, I don't even know where this came from, but my mind wrote it 😂
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I'm a mess,
I'm distressed,
A broken boy living in his imagination.
I do my best,
Its all just a test,
Whats the deal with their infatuation?
I don't know,
I don't know,
But I'm slowly dying!
I don't know,
I don't know,
So sick of trying!

What the hell do have to mess with me for? Why on earth are they knocking at my door? The demons in my head, so obsessed, with the demon in my bed. The monster in the closet, left his safe room! The moment he came crashing down for you!

You make me a mess,
A nightmare dressed up like a daydream,
I can't be bothered with your test,
I'm a villain not a hero, what the hell do you mean?

Cause, I, I don't wanna save the world,
No I, I don't wanna save all the pretty girls,
Don't wanna drive a fast car,
Don't wanna be wherever Bruce and Clark are.
No, no I wanna go and hang with Mr J.
Wanna bite of his pudding' you think he'll call me baby?

No, no I don't want a thing to do with a saint or an angel a white night in his shiny armour,
I want the kinda guy, you can't tell if he's gonna love ya or harm ya.
You can have the sweet boy, blowing on his bubble gum!
I'll be with the mobster, loadin' up a tommy gun!

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie,
I'm as sweet as cherry pie,
Call me Teddy Bear, cause I'm so loveable,
But there's something bout a bad boy, they're just so fuckable!
I want I feel his teeth on me,
Wanna feel breath on the back of my neck, putting those chills on me,
I wanna claw his back up, drawing blood.
Wanna see if he can handle pain like a real bad boy should!

We're gonna live together,
We're buying the mad house,
He's gonna be my Mr,
He's my psychopathic, sociopathic, homicidal spouse!
So while you're chilling with Stefan or Mr.Holmes,
I'll be cleaning out the closet with Kai and Moriarty, seeing their skeletons and counting their bones!

Don't get me wrong, I'm a nice guy. But normalcy and compliancy bore me. If you can't push back, push off. Mwah!