I apologise for this in advance ladies, gents, non-binary and gender fluids, furs, and whom ever else may read this *hides*

Oh oh, I'm that kinda guy, guess I'm a rare mixture, not quite a saint and not quite a sinner. Oh and I guess I'm kinda nervous, when it comes to the bedroom, hell, I'm nervous everywhere, but I'll tell ya that ya look nice and ya got great hair. I guess what I'm tryna say is, I guess I'm kinda nice, and I guess you're pretty great, so would ya kinda-sorta-wanna go on a... Wait. Damn, I'm doin it again, this is getting, to be quite a problem, what the hell is wrong with me? How do I fix it? Never mind I guess I'll roll with it.

So as I was sayin, my game ain't on point, and I'm sorry but I couldn't tell ya the difference between a cigarette and a joint. I'm really not 'hip', never been in the cool crowd, never go out drinking or partying, I find those kinda places too loud. Also I'm not one for sports, fancy cars or rapping, and if ya wanna dance that ain't gonna happen, not unless ya like fools who fall over themselves, (redeeming feature I'm over 6ft4 and can reach all the high shelves  :) )

I like to read and craft, watch tv and just have a laugh. I guess I'm kinda boring but at least I'm honest, seen every single Disney film from Frozen to Pocahontas. (Like-50-million-times-honestly-I'm-basically-a-'lil'-kid. And-if-there's-singing-I-gotta-sing-along.) So partying every weekend really ain't for me, I'd rather snuggle on the couch, eat junk and watch 'Adams Family', or really anything kinda quirky, have I mentioned that I'm nerdy?

But don't worry, I'd never stop anyone else from going out and having fun, I'd just be waiting at home when ya done. I think it's ok, to be a little different, but I guess not everyone can handle it. Oh, and my taste in music is kinda chaotic, some songs are sweet, some are really slutty, and some a quite hypnotic. That reminds me,  my dream man is a crazy guy, goes by the name of Malachi, I guess you could say he's psychotic, he's really lost it. He's from a tv show and he's just a little murderous, and he's hella sassy, maybe that's the reason, he can never stay happy?

Ok I guess that's it, anything else ya wanna know before I go? Oh, my favourite colours purple, I love cats and dogs and I'm a fan of Yu-Gi-Oh!

AN: Again I am so sorry about this XD Also the beat is boring but meh :p