"You know what should be an emoji?"

"What?"

"Cupcakes"

"I'm pretty sure there's an emoji for that."

"Oh yea? Text it then."

"☕️🎂"

"That's a mug and a bday cake."

"No it's a cup and a cake."

"Oh you think you're so clever."

"I am."

"Do Starbucks."

"⭐️💵"

"Man your good."

"I know."

"Do batman."

"Ok."

"What's taking so long?"

"🐜🚶"

"That's an ant."

"There's no bat!"

"Ahem. "

"Ha! I can tell you were looking for a baseball bat."

"Shut up. They should have emojis for that ok?"

"Whatevs."

"Btw there is a baseball bat emoji. I just found it."

"Where??"

"I'm not gonna tell you hehehehe"

"Argh"