"Ugggh it's too far!!!"

"What is?"

"The TV remote."

"Then get up."

"Uggghhhh. Why would you say that?"

"Because I'm normal."

"You trying to kill me?"

"No I'm trying to help you,"

"That's not helping me."

"Well then what would you want me to say?"

"Why are we even having this convo?"

"You started it."

"Shut up."