"I'm bored."
"Hello? You there?"
"We have some pretty serious stuff to talk about like how you stole 20 bucks from your moms purse then spent it on soda."

"Hi this is Valerie's mom, what's this about stealing 20 bucks?"

"Uhhh... sorry.... uhh..."

"Haha got you."

"OMG you gave me a heart attack!!"

"😂😂😂😂"

"😡😡😡😡"

"I'm not speaking to you right now."

"Come on it was just a joke."
"Oh your really doing this. Ok."