"Why did you do that too me girl? I thought we were friends..."

"What in the world are you talking about?"

"You know what I mean. You're a 🍑hole."

"I'm a peach hole?"

"No your a butthole. Wait... that's a peach?"

"Yes..."

"OMG I thought it was a butt!! No wonder it was in the fruit section!!"

"You're stupid."

"Shut up."

"I hope that's the first time you did that..."

"Keep thinking that."