I'm bored...so I'm making random puns. Warning the cringe level is HIGHHHHHH!
How does mario speak to the dead?....with a Luigi board
Why do basketball players. always have to have cups under their mouth when they sleep?....because they dribble
I buried my phone...I'm sad that I never got an apple tree.
I went to a garden shop and I asked "where the hoes at?"
My friend was wearing a neck Tie around his neck and it looked like a dick bow
So I just handed in my letter to be a dancer and I signed it "Dan Cing" (say it out loud)
I swear to god my dog is barking mad.
My sister dated a lot of guys in the past. She has made a list of all her Ex's and I call it the "X-Men"
I have no idea why I was fired from the calendar factory...All I did was take a day off
I saw Cinderella get booted off the basketball team because she kept running away from the ball.
You guys are welcome for this chapter!!!!!!
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