707: Ok, um Saeran I just want you to close your eyes, exit the app and wait for the notification, and your phone to vibrate 5 times, k?
Unknown: ... Ok...
Unknown: Wait! Are you going to hack me so my profile picture is a dildo again?!
707: ....no...
Unknown: 😒
---ImADildonamedUnknown left---
---707 Is Inviting MysteryMan---
---You now have 8 people in Chatroom "RFA Shit"---
707: Hey Saenen!
MysteryMan: Uncle! Long time no see bro! :D
707: Ready to meet your dad?
MysteryMan: Yeah :)
707: Saeran! Hello!
---Unknown joined---
MysteryMan: Hi dad!
Unknown: AHHH! WTF!
MysteryMan: AHHH! HE REPLIED HOLY SHIT!
707: XD
Unknown: Who the hell is that?!
MysteryMan: Hello father....
Unknown: O-O
Unknown: WHEN THE FUCK DID I MAKE YOU?!
MysteryMan: Wait, what? I thought God made us...
Unknown: bitch I will kill you
---MC has joined---
MC: Hey uh, guys? What's going on?
MysteryMan: M-Mom?!
MC: Very funny Luciel -_-
707: Um hi~!
MC: Saeran, when did we have sex?
707: Remember that one time, Saeran randomly went into Rika's apartment...
707: MC, you drank one too many...
MC: Wait, what?
MC: AND SEVEN YOU WERE WATCHING?!?!
707: .... Sorry....
707: and MC u have some pretty small tits tho...
MC: Stfu and gtfo gay hoe...
Unknown: WAIT HOW OLD IS OUR SON? AND WHY IS HE EVEN TEXTING?
MysteryMan: I'm smart, I have a high IQ even though I'm 12... And I have intermediate hacking skills... Uncle Saeyoung has been teaching me.
Unknown: Oh my fucking God...
MysteryMan: Surprise!
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Idk what I was going for. I just felt like using comedy routines like my other texts books. I searched up Jeff Dunham... This was the first thing that came up. SOO.... Why not? This isn't even an OC...

If u guys want tho, we can add Saenen sometimes....

And yes Saenen is a joke on 'Satan'