Jumin: so... I was standing next to this man... I never met him before.
Jumin: He turns towards me, and he sneezes.
MC: ok...
Jumin: HE TURNS TOWARDS ME, AND HE SNEEZES! HE DOSENT EVEN BLOCK IT! JUST SO HIS DISGUSTING SNOT GOES ON ME!
707: LOLOL you deserve it.
Jumin: It scared the fucking living out of me. It was as loud as how V snored too...
V: ... Bitch I finally join this chatroom after a few months and this is what you say....
Jumin: But the way the light was hitting him, I COULD SEE THE SNOT COMING OUT.
Jumin: It was like when you had the Windex or whatever that cleaning product is called, and you put it on mist mode... Jesus Christ...
Jumin: I wanted to punch him! But of course, us business men, we need to keep a good reputation, make sure nothing bad happens, etc.
Jumin: So I go up to him, and I say, "God bless you..." With a serious expression. Trying to hide the fact that I wanna kill him.
Jumin: It was like I was actually saying, "COVER. YOUR. FUCKING. MOUTH."
707: Omg I should use this for my comedy routine
Yoosung★: XD
Jaehee: Mr.Han ... Why did you never tell me anything about it?
Jumin: I don't know...
Jumin: And then he just says something like, "Yeah, I'm an atheist"
Jumin: WELL WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY WHEN AN ATHEIST SNEEZES? ALL HAIL SATAN? ALL HAIL HITLER?
Jumin: Now I start getting into some religious debate with this guy!
Jumin: and it is AWFUL ok?
Jumin: So he's says, "Well how were YOU raised?"
Jumin: And I reply, "Well I was raised Catholic..."
707: Mee Toooooo! Lol
Jumin: Well, peace be with you...
Jumin: While I tell him about my religious background, he laughs at me.
Jumin: THEN HE ASKS ME WHAT DO I THINK HAPPENS AFTER I DIE?
MC: Wtf
Jumin: Well uh, my soul goes to heaven...
Zen: What did he do next?
Jumin: HE LAUGHS EVEN HARDER!
Jumin: SO IM LIKE, WHAT ABOUT YOU HUH? WHAT ABOUT YOU?
Jumin: WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU AFTER YOU DIE? HUH?
Jumin: Now he acts like he's gonna teach me his story!
707:

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707: NOW THIS IS DA STORY ALL BOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!
MC: AND ID LIKE FOR YOU TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
707: Omfg XD
Jumin: HE SAYS HIS BODY WILL BE ONE WITH THIS PLANET, AND HE WILL BE FERTILIZER! AND HE WILL RETURN AS A HUGE BEAUTIFUL TREE
Jumin: THATS WHAT HE BELIVES!
Jumin: HES LAUGHING AT ME, WHILE HE'LL COME BACK AS A FUCKING CYPRESS!