'SO, this book was fun.'

Author types away on his couch, recounting the ventures he had.

'So now I wanna thank you guys for getting this crack book 433 views.' Author pauses as he thinks of what to say next, before having an "ah-ha!" moment.

'Please note that all events are fictional and probably inaccurate to the person's personality anyway,' again Author pauses to word it in his mind, 'so don't take this For Serious©®™•°∆¶≠.'

Author nods contentedly, shuts his laptop, even though this was typed on a tablet, and winks at the camera before everything fades to black.