Summary: for time and time people been calling naruto dense for not seeing hinata liking him. what if he has a girlfriend what if hinata don't like him. Rookies bashing, Femslash, HinataxYakumo, non-stuttering Hinata.

 The Rookie 12 and their Senseis are eating at a restaurant. Naruto was late for some reason. But he finally made it, he looked around for a seat then he saw one next to Hinata. What he didn't realize is that this is a plan to get him and Hinata together. Everyone was tired of how dense Naruto is, even the senseis. So they set this plan to get Naruto to see Hinata like him.

"Hey Hinata, how are you?" Naruto asked, ordering food.

"Good, I'm close to beating Hanabi." she said.

"Ah, don't you worry you'll be the little firecracker." he said, smiling.

"Why do you keep calling her that? You know she hates it." She said, giggling.

"And that's why I do it, Like I call tsunade grandma. Because it's my way of showing how much I care." He said. Hinata smiled. The gang smiles at themselves. Even Sakura, now that she finally got Naruto to back off. "Naruto, can you pass me the BBQ sauce?" Hinata asked.

"Sure." He grabbed the sauce then passed it to hinata. As soon as they touch hands. Hinata's face turns red. "Hey you ok? your face is red.'' Naruto asked. He hears groans from the rookies but ignores it.

"I'm fine." She lied. Then he put his on her head and felt her burning,

"Hinata, you're burning up.'' Naruto said. Then he fainted. "We need to get her to a hospital."

"She's fine." Shikamaru said with mutter of 'troublesome'

"No she not we ne-"

"Naruto, trust me she is fine." kurenai said.

"No she not, she nee-"

"Naruto, she's fine, come on, your food is getting cold." Choji said.

"Choji, fuck the goddamn food. She helps." Naruto said. Everyone was getting annoyed with him being dense. So kiba decide fuck it and tell him.

"SHE FINE YOU GODDAMN DOBE. SHE ONLY FAINTED BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU. YOU DENSE MORON." Kiba shouted.

"KIBA!" Everyone shouted at him. Then Naruto surprised everyone by socking Kiba in the jaw and sending him flying across the room.

"THE ONLY FUCKING MORON I SEE IS EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING TABLE." Naruto roared, released some killer instinct then grabbed Hinata and ran to the hospital.

Timeskip

Naruto paces back and forth outside Hinata's room. The rookie 10 and the jonins coming but he ignores them.

"NARUTO NO BAKA, YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE OR I'LL-" Sakura screech.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PINK HAIRED BITCH OR SO HELP ME KAMI. I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE COUGHING UP MY SANDAL FOR MONTH. NOW SHUT UP THIS IS A FUCKIGN HOSPITAL HAS DAMN RESPECT." Naruto shouted. Everyone was shocked because never before has Naruto ever shouted at Sakura.

"Jeez, Naruto chill." Ino said

"Don't you fucking tell me to-" Naurto said. The nurse came out and the Konoha nin were expecting nothing wrong, but what they heard was.

"It's a good thing you brought her here, Naruto. She was close to dying. She really needs to stop wearing that heavy coat." The medic Nin said. Now both the Rookies and Jonins were shocked. Hinata was close to dying and they brushed it off thinking Hinata had a crush on Naruto.

"Yeah, I know me and Yang(Naruto's GF) have been trying to get to wear something comfortable or at least unzip the damn thing. But every time we manage to convince her there are girls who get jealous and bitch at her for being more developed than them." glare at Ino and Sakura, making them look away in shame. "or assholes who like making perverted comments at her. Which made her really uncomfortable." a glare to Kiba, who was looking at the floor.

"Well, she is sleeping right now. Let her rest, you can check up on her tomorrow." she said, leaving. Then everyone nodded and went outside.

"What was that bullshit about me being dense?" Naruto sacked.

"Because you weren't acknowledging Hinata's feelings." Ino said.

"What feeling?"

"She loves you, moron. Man, you're troublesome." Shikamaru said.

"You know what is troublesome. You not fucking a girl, and almost letting teammate die that what troublesome you lazy dick." Naruto said, ''Now that hurts shikamaru hearing that. "And as for her loving me, no she doesn't."

"Yes, she does," Tenten said,

"No, she doesn't." Naruto said.

"Yes, she does. For kami sake Naruto are you that Dense. That you will hurt her just for your pride." Kurenai said in disappointment. And she is not the only one.

"Oh for the love of...SHE GAY YOU FUCKIGN MORONS." Naruto said. Everyone was quiet.

"What?" Sakura said.

"She gay, she dating Yakumo."

"You have to be making that up. You're just being den-"

"Don't you fucking call me dense. I'm not fucking Dense. I spend year as a fucking oprhan feeling but hatred and unloved. You call me dense but what about you asshole. Choji there that a girl that likes you but you too busy stuffing the fucking mouth of your to noticed."choji stop eating. "Kiba you fleabag piece of shit there was a civilian girl that might like you as well but she saw you as the fucking horndog you were, then decide fuck it and say aren't worth it anymore."

What? What the fuck man. Why didn't you tell me?" Kiba said, bummed.

"Shikamaru, Temari actually liked it but then you became more of a lazy piece of shit. Like kiba she said fuck it as it well." shikamaru shocked and saddened.

"Troubleso-"

"Troublesome, drag, all that lazy shit you always say and you wonder why she decided to give up on you." Shika was silent. "Ino and sakura, you two don't realize there are boys that actually like you but your heads are so far up Sasuke's ass. That you sakura put a guy in the hospital just saying one bad thing. Not everyone likes the bastard.'' Both Ino and Sakura were shocked that the boys were asking them out. they didn't even notice. "And last but lee believe or not there was one girl that liked you but your springtime of youth bullshit and over the top training. That she gave up because she felt she was not enough." Lee was shocked, so was the rest of the rookie nin. "I would go on but you see my point"

"Ok, maybe you have a point but come on Hinata being gay"Sakura said. The rest nodded in an agreement.

"Naruto." a voice calls out, everyone turns and shock and Yaukmo running with hanabi. "Is cinnamon buns ok?"

"Yakumo!?!" Everyone said in shock.

"Yakumo, what are you doing here? "Kurenai asked her former student. She got a glare from her but she answered anyway.

"I'm here to see if my girlfriend is ok." she said. Everyone was once again shocked.

"She is fine just resting, you can go see her if you want." Naruto said. Yakumo nodded then went inside "still think I'm dense assholes." Naruto glared then left.

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