"The three shinobi vices are women, money, and alcohol. In excess, any of those can ruin a great shinobi." Jiraiya said. He and Naruto are looking for Tsunade to make her hokage.

"Oh, so don't be like you. And to never trust a stranger with my money got it. Can I go now?" Naruto asked, wanting to join the festival.

"Excuse me?"

"Let me tell a scenario: a grown man and an orphan are traveling. They stop to see a nice festival. The man is a cheap drunk pervert who sees that the orphan has some money and a few extra from doing more work. The man said some excuse to take the orphan's money didn't care if the child is struggling with making money because a lot of people hated the child for no reason. Now what do you think of the man?" Naruto said.

"That man is scum for scamming an orphan. Taking a kid's money like that." Jiraiya said, shaking in disgust.

"Exactly, you are." Naruto said, narrowing his eyes.

"Huh?" Jiraiya had a look of disbelief.

"Pervy sage, think about what you tried to do and the story I told. How is that any different from what you try to do?"

"I told you brat the three vices-"

"Fuck that shit, you old perv. I know bullshit because I've seen that bullshit before." Jiraiya paled and realized he was caught. "Yeah asshole, a disgrace ninja pull the same bullshit you just did. The only difference is that I'm not falling for it."

But kid, this is different, I'm you sensei."

"So was the other guy who was that kid's sensei. Did you not tell me you are a famous author? So you mean to tell me that after all that smut you been selling that you have no fucking money what so ever. I'm not stupid jiriaya and I'm starting to think that you should take that three vices bullshit yourself. Because if you have the balls to say that shit to me. Then you are no better than the man in the story and that disgrace shinobi. I don't fucking care if your my sensei. Kakashi is my sensei but even he doesn't pull that shit. He maybe a lazy hypocrite but at least he didn't leech off his students."

"I'm not leeching." Jiraiya denied.

"What were you doing a minute ago huh? As soon as I pulled out my wallet. I saw the look of greed in your eyes. You were ready to swipe off my finger and judging by the way you were standing you were about to head to a brothel." Naruto said. He saw the brothel two buildings away.

"To get intel." Jiraiya whines. Naruto is losing more and more respect for him.

"Then get the fucking intel. You don't need my money for that. You probably need it for the bitches you planning to fuck. Pervy-no Jiraiya I'm losing a whole lot of respect for you. To the point I regret even coming with you to this mission."

"Then maybe I should bring Sasuke." Jiraiya said, trying to play with Naruto' ego again.

"You think that shit would work the second time." Naruto said. Jiriaya deflates. "And while we're at it. Do you think Sasuke wouldn't do the same thing I'm doing? Jiraiya, you're trying to take money off an orphan. For kami sake who do you think the kid in the story is about."

Jiraiya suddenly feels guilty, he forgot that Naruto is not only an orphan but the container of the kyuubi. "You're not the only orphan around here, kid."

"Then you should know that was a shitty thing to do. Whether you're a sensei or not. Because to me and everyone who seems to be watching. That an adult man, who has to be the lowest piece of shit, trying money off an orphan little boy. No matter how much he explain it will still have the same fucking result. You try to leech off a kid and that jiraiya caused me to lose every ounce of respect I ever had from you." Then Naruto left the toad sannin standing feeling a bit of shame of himself.

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