As Sasuke and Naruto battle on top of the hospital roof. Sasuke activated the chidori and charged at Naruto who countered it with the Rasengan. Sakura couldn't stand her teammate fighting stupidly run in the middle of it. Normally this is the part someone saves her but. 

"Oh shit." Naruto said, in shock as both jutsu clashed right in her head. "What the fuck did this stupid bitch do?"

"How should I know dobe." Sasuke said, looking at Sakura's headless corpse.

"Oh, Fuck me. This is your fault." Naruto snarled at Sasuke.

"My fault?" Sasuke squawk.

"Yes, it's your fault you wanted to fight on a fuckking rooftop after I bust ass saving your." Naruto said.

"I didn't ask you to save me."

"You're right I should let itachi fuck you. You ungrateful piece of shit. 'Naruto, fight me' is the first thing you say after I brought a legendary ninja to heal your ass." Naruto said.

"You could have said no dobe." Sasuke said, coolly. Naruto gave a look that said I'm gonna bitch slap this fool.

"I did, you duck fucking hypocrite. I said no, like loud and clear." Naruto shouted.

"Then why fight me?" Sasuke demanded.

"Because you're gonna whine like a bitch." Naruto replied. "Oooh, I'm Sasuke and I don't like people being stronger than me." He mocked.

"I don't sound like that." Sasuke snarled. "Help me, give it rid of the body."

"Why should I?" 

"Because, you helped kill her." Sasuke said.

"Uh nuh, I ain't helping you with shit. You the fucking asshole who started the fight." Naruto Sass.

"You use the Rasengan." Sasuke sneered.

"Because you were the one who took the shit too far by activating the chidori first. What the fuck man? This is the last fucking ever sparring." Naruto said.

"You wanna go to jail or stay a ninja dobe." Sasuke shouted in frustration.

"Bitch please. I'm ready for jail, I'm ready to kill a man, your ass isn't hard enough for jail." Naruto said.

"I'm hard enough right now." Sasuke blurted in frustration then realized what he just said.

"Jeez, man I don't need to know that." Naruto said weirded out, at what just happened. 

"Just helped me." Sasuke said.

"For fuck sake just leave her and will say a enemy ninja came and kill her by ripping her head off." Naruto said, with an apathetic tone.

"What did we say about the head?" Sasuke asked.

"I don't know, he took it with him and fed it to his animals." Naruto said.

"...dude." Sasuke was shocked at his teammates' story.

"What? That's what Anko told me what she did with her victims." Naruto said. Sasuke just gave his teammate a look of disbelief. 

"Did she tell you anything else?" Sasuke asked.

"Yes." Then Naruto shoves him to a wall with a knife pointing at his crotch. "Next time, when I say no. You take fucking the answer or I'll cut your fucking dick off bitch." Naruto threatens with the Kyuubi Chakra. Sasuke gulped and nodded quickly. "Good, see you tomorrow bitch." Naruto said, leaving while giving him the finger.

Please comment and vote