Theo: *crying extremely loud*

Man: *banging on their house door* GET THAT KID TO SHUT UP! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?!

Neiko: I-I'm t-terribly sorry but he's a baby! H-he's supposed to cry!

Man: Make him shut up before I call CPS (child protective services) *goes back to his house*

Neiko: *sniffles and hugs Theo protectively, terrified*