Few weeks ago, Katsumi POV:

The day was somewhat boring with me and Ochako watching a talk show regarding Midnight and Mt. Lady as the guests. It was kinda alright until the talk went to who they were dating. "No need talking to this old lady. She probably only has sex friends who only care for her body. They'll probably leave when she's used up in the next few years anyway."

"What was that?" Midnight was somewhat annoyed by this while Mt. Lady continued.

"Then again, that is if you even have guys that like old women."

"Just because I'm in my thirties, doesn't mean I'm an old lady! At least I didn't sit down and accept the first man that showed wood in front of me like yourself."

"You wanna go there sister!?"

"Bring it!" It eventually started to become a major catfight with Midnight walking into the room to see it. "Oh my god, that was a horrible interview."

Ochako turned around and began asking our teacher about what her love life actually is like. "So Ms. Midnight, why don't you have a boyfriend? No offense, but I'd kinda think you could land one extremely easily."

"It's not that simple Uraraka. I mean, there are a lot of guys interested in me, but not for the way I want them to be. Most people when they think the R rated hero, they think an easy lay or a straight up slut. To be honest though, I never even slept with a man."

"Woah, woah, woah, back it up for a sec teach. You're a virgin?"

"And what is wrong with that?" She seemed pissed with my comment for me to explain.

"Nothin. Just kinda...shocked really. I mean, you're the 'R rated hero' and you never had a first time. That's uhh...that's weird When you think about it."

"Everyone has their first Katsumi Bakugou. Not everyone has a strapping young stallion of a cat you girls do. Keep that in mind before thinking of what others are like." She walked out of the room for me and Ochako to look at each other.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Have it seem like Deku's dating Ms. Midnight on social media?"

"Fuck yeah. Ass bitch wants to mock our teacher for some scumbags not seeing her as a woman and instead a cheap hole, she's gonna get the shock of her life knowing she's getting corked by the most skilled first year." I started sending a group message to the girls to begin the plan. Hopefully by the time this is done and over with, Midnight is gonna shove this down that fat ass bitch's throat and have her get off on that. 'I wonder if this counts as helping hook up the two?'

Back to present, Nemuri POV:

'What the hell is this?' Opening up my messages, I find a link from Yuu about me dating one of my students.

Yuu: WHO ARE YOU DATING!?

Me: What are you talking about!? I'm not dating a student!

Yuu: Bullshit! You're dating someone from the first years. Now fess up you goddamn cradle robber!

I was somewhat annoyed with the comment before another was sent over my screen.

Yuu: Ok then, how about I offer to bring Shinji along for a double date at that nice restaurant in Kamino that just opened up. If you don't come with the guy, I'll say that it was a lie on social media.

Me: Oh come on! That wasn't even me that sent the rumor around! That makes me look worse regardless!

Yuu: Not even like you could get a boy yourself. Hag.

'You wanna play that game, slut!?'

Me: Fine. I can bring my boyfriend along with me. How about tomorrow at 9?

Yuu: Perfect. Don't be late.

I put my phone down to realize what I just did. "SON OF A BITCH!" I slammed my head on my table before running my fingers through my hair. "Just what did I do!?"

Later that evening, Izuku POV:

"So what exactly are you gonna do when you need to feed the little rugrat?" Kaachan asked while I was holding Usagi.

"Don't worry, I made sure to get plenty of milk from Miruko when I agreed to take him tonight."

The girls looked at me before Camie started to smirk. "Did you milk her yourself?" I went red for them all to start laughing. As they did, Eri came over to look at Usagi and wear cat ears.

"Meow meow Usagi?" She made a cat pose with her hands for it to somewhat brighten my day.

"Eri. Why are you making a cat pose like that?" I tried to keep from laughing as she explained.

"Mama Kyo said that this could help. I also wanted him to know I'm his big sister."

"Aww. That warms my whiskers knowing you wanna help be a big sister Eri. Why don't you sit down and I'll let you hold him." She nodded to sit down and get comfy before I placed Usagi in her arms. "Be careful of his head. Make sure you're holding it at all times. He can't support his head with his neck." Eri held onto her little brother for Usagi to open his eyes and smile at her.

"Nyaa."

"Awww." Everyone smiled at this moment before the door to the dorms opened for Ms. Midnight to walk up to me.

"Hey Midoriya. Can I talk to you for a minute?"

"Yeah, sure. What's this about?" She pointed outside for me to get this was somewhat private. "Hey Nejire. You mind just making sure Eri holds onto Usagi right?"

"I think I can do that." I walked out to see Ms. Midnight appearing pretty annoyed about something.

"So what did you wanna talk about?" I ask, offering her a cup of tea that Sato had prepared earlier and left on the stove.

She stayed quiet looking like she couldn't say the words she wanted to. "What uh....What are you doing tomorrow evening?"

"Nothing really significant. Since it's Friday, I was going to ask Itsuka if her and Saiko wanted to go on a date."

"Is there any chance....you'd be willing to....I don't know, go with me to meet Mt. Lady and Kamui Woods and pretend to be my....boyfriend?"

"Wait, but I thought you were dating someone else?" I asked, remembering some of the stuff on social media I heard about Ms. Midnight dating a guy in the first years.

"That umm....That was a lie someone made."

'....Why do I feel like Kaachan had something to do with that?' "Well I mean, are you ok with this first? I mean, you're the one lying about me and you and well..."

"My mouth got me into this. If it was just me taking any heat if things go south, that's fine. But I'm doing this more to avoid people making major assumptions on the school and the students I teach. If you're not ok with it, that's fine. I can ask someone else. I just wanted to ask you since I'd rather it be a student I trust and at least won't try something fishy because of the circumstance."

"No. No. It's ok. I just wanted to make sure you're alright. But do you mind if I talk to the girls about this since it's only fair for them to-" The door immediately opened for Kaachan to walk out.

"Oh hell yeah it's ok with us! If you wanna fuck his brains out while you're at it, ya got our vote teach!" Ochako came out beside her with a bit of a smile on her face.

'Were they eavesdropping on us?'

"Thank you so much you two. You have no idea how much this means to me." Ms. Midnight turned to me and smiled. "Tomorrow at 8:30 I'll come here. Please dress nice since the place we're going to is rather fancy." She started to walk away with me staring at both Kaachan and Ochako.

"So did you two have anything to do with this?"

"We were defending our teacher and besides, that slut pissing her off had it coming."

"*sigh* Alright. I guess we'll handle this later. For now, I gotta go feed Usagi before putting him down for bed."

I walked away with Kaachan speaking up. "Make sure you play Pop the Teacher when you two fuck."

"WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU PLANNED THIS SOMEHOW TO PLAY OUT LIKE THIS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!?"

As I walked inside, I overheard Kaachan talk to Ochako. "Kinda did."

Timeskip to the date

After leaving UA, Midnight and I began to head towards Kamino to a nice restaurant she drove us to. "Now remember. Inside here, please call me Nemuri instead of Ms. Midnight or just Midnight please."

"I will...N-Nemuri." I had a bit of difficulty saying this for my teacher to turn to me after we parked and kiss my cheek.

"You have no idea how much I appreciate this. Also, that suit looks really nice on you." She went to my tie that I spent like an hour trying to tie and fixed it to look right. "There. Much better." We walked out of the car with me heading to the other side to hold her arm to make the act a little believable. Looking at her, I never actually acknowledged how nice Ms-I mean Nemuri looked in a black dress. I mean, her normal attire shows off her curves and *ahem* 'assets', but there's something about a dress that makes a woman look a bit more refined.

"Well look who agreed to show up?" Looking to the side, I had seen the pro hero Mt. Lady in a purple dress and a guy that had his face covered by a type of scarf. "So you actually did rob the cradle."

"I didn't 'rob' anything."

"Whatever. Nice to meet you. My name's Yu Takeyama. But everyone knows me as Mt. Lady." She gave me her hand to shake while the man introduced himself as well.

"My name is Shinji Nishiya. But most people know me as Kamui Woods."

"It's nice to meet you both. My name is Izuku Midoriya. But I'm also going by Deku as my hero name. I'm a first year student in UA."

"That's right. I noticed you at the Sports Festival. You said you didn't want to fight that ash blond girl because of chivalry or something."

"Yeah. I kinda didn't want to hurt Kaachan since we've been very close friends for a long time and I have standards in not hitting women. I will treat them as my equals however, I try to abstain from having to battle a woman I know and respect a lot."

"Wow. Quite the chivalrous kid. Almost makes me ashamed that the old woman here gotcha before me. What's to say you and I get acquainted a little more sometime."

"Yuu."

"What? I'm only teasing."

"Don't worry Mr. Nishiya." I pulled Nemuri closer to smile. "I'm content as Nemuri's lover alone plus, she's only just turned 32 this year, that's hardly old. She's the youngest professor at UA." This seemed to somewhat anger Mt. Lady as she held a rather frustrated look on her face.

"Well, we have a reservation so let's get inside before they give it away." We entered the restaurant for Kamui Woods to say that he had a reservation with us being led to a booth near the side with nice lighting and a rather interesting atmosphere. We were given our menus and looked down what they had. When I saw the fish on it, I used my nose to smell out how fresh it was to tell Nemuri to steer clear of the shellfish since it smelt like it was going but pointed out the halibut was very fresh smelling. We placed our orders and began making some small talk with the servers giving us some wine with me opting for just water since I was still technically underage by Japan's laws.

"So tell me Midoriya. When did you and Kayama start dating?"

'Crap. When would be a good time. Let's see here, I knew her since the first day and we had that nice little conversation about a month and a half back. Maybe I can play that off as the date.' "Almost two months ago. I had to head back towards UA for something I left and we were kinda trapped inside because of the downpour that was happening that day. We started talking and well...I don't think it takes much to know we started dating after."

"So why didn't you come out with it on that talk show then?" Mt. Lady asked while drinking from the wine in her glass.

"Unlike you, I don't present my dirty laundry for everyone to see. Izuku is still a student and it looks very unprofessional for us to have a relationship while being teacher and student. No matter how powerful that student may be." Nemuri started scratching my ears for me to purr a bit and shake my tails a little.

"Yeah, nothing like a cat that most likely gets worms for a boyfriend."

"Just for the record, I treat myself according to the doctor's orders. I'm very healthy thank you." Kamui Woods starts to laugh a bit at this before our food came. 'At least we can change the topic to something better.' I started eating with Mt. Lady asking the waiter for more wine.

"Since this is on us, why don't you enjoy a little wine, Midoriya."

"But I'm not 19 yet."

She smiled while replying. "We won't tell." I knew this was a trick since it was as clear as day, so I used magic to turn the alcohol content inside the wine down to next to nothing so I wouldn't get drunk. As I expected, she tried to get me drunk by pouring more for me with everyone following.

'I have a bad feeling this will end in a very undesirable way.' I looked over to see Nemuri happy and smiling with her hand under the table petting my tails. 'At least she's happy.'

And that finishes this chapter. See how the date goes next time. Hope you all enjoyed and thanks for reading.