(Kevin is seen watching a video of how to prepare some cookies)

Kevin: Hmm... Very interesting.

(Then Kevin cracks some eggs, then puts some flour and mixes them. Then he puts some sugar and chocolate drops)

Kevin: Okay. Now to make them.

(Then Kevin makes the cookies)

Kevin: Now to bake them.

(Then he puts the cookies inside the oven, and turns it on. After some minutes, the cookies are ready. Then he eats one)

Kevin: Hmm. Delicious.

(Then Zero comes in)

Zero: Hey, Kevin. What you're doing?

Kevin: I just made some cookies.

(Ruby shows up)

Ruby: Did you say cookies?

Zero: (whispers on Kevin's ear) Can I get some? I want to give them to Iris.

Kevin: (whispers back) Sure. (hands some cookies) Here.

Zero: Thank you.

(Then Ruby starts eating cookies as Kevin sighs)

(The next scene shows a donkey nailed to the wall with a target marked where its tail should be. Then a blindfolded Steven is seen trying to place the donkey's tail. But he ends up hitting its back.)

Ruby: (off-screen) Missed!

Steven: Oh my...

(30 seconds later, a blindfolded Weiss Schnee is launched from off-screen, landing with Myrtenaster like a dart embedding the donkey's tail... at its feet)

Ruby: (off-screen) Missed!

Weiss: (slouches down, still hanging off of her sword) Drat!

(Some minutes later, Iris is seen reading a book called Ninjas of Love)

Iris: Zero doesn't know what he's missing.

(Then Ruby Rose comes in and takes the book from Iris.)

Iris: Hey!

Ruby: (intrigued) Ninjas, huh?

Iris: Come on. Give me that.

Ruby: Nope.

(Ruby is flipping through the pages of her new discovery, eyes wide and absorbing information with emotions ranging from amazed marvel, intense concentration, gasping shock, guilty pleasure, shuddering glee, and topping it all off with her skipping ahead a few pages until she turns the book sideways and a picture unfolds downward for a full body shot.)

Ruby: (eyeing the imagery from top to bottom with a wide grin as she gestures to the lower part, stating:) Now that's a katana!

(Sora is seen in the Beacon Academy courtyard raising his weapon threateningly at Steven with a snarl, and the crystal gem in turn raises his arms with a smirk. They get into their battle-ready stances before coming at one another, Sora swiping his Keyblade at a ducking Steven)

(Steven attempts a punch on Sora, who blocks it with his weapon before swinging it down onto one of his opponent's hands.)

(Steven uses the opportunity to smack the weapon off Sora and punch him, knocking him out)

Steven: I won!

(Zero is seen searching for Iris)

Zero: Iris. Where are you? Iris?

(Then Iris tackles Zero into a hug)

Iris: Zero.

Zero: There you are.

(Iris notices some cookies)

Iris: These cookies are for me?

(Zero nods)

Iris: Oh. Thank you, Zero.

(Then she kisses Zero's cheek)

(Blake is seen at her bed looking frantically for a certain something. When she can't find it, she gives a worried look to the audience before scrambling through her bookshelf)

Blake: Where is it?! (she gets up and turns left with an embarrassed face to Ruby standing there with "Ninjas of Love" in her arm and a growling grimace, hesitantly pointing at the novel) Ruby, is that my book?

Ruby: (points accusingly at the tome in question) This is filth! Fiiiilth!

(With a sudden twirl, she smacks Blake across the floor into her bed using her own sordid literature before marching away to the other side of the room.)

Blake: (eyes still dizzy and leg twitching, she raises one arm as she asks:) Can... Can I have my book back?

Ruby: (pops back in angrily) Later!

(As Ruby goes away, Kevin comes in with a book named Ninjas of Love Volume 2)

Kevin: Hey, Blake.

Blake: Kevin?

Kevin: (hands the book) For you, kitty.

Blake: (amazed) The Volume 2 of Ninjas of Love? (hugs Kevin) Oh, Kevin. I'm so happy. (kisses him)

(Kevin is seen blushing, then the credits roll)