Person: Is is okay if I date Valt?

Shu: What's your name? Where do you live? What's your number? Who are your parents? How can I trust you to take care of him? *continues on*

Person: Woah slow down!

Shu: Sorry but no. I'm not gonna let my children date just yet. They're not old enough yet. Goodbye. *Slams door*

Person: Wtf
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Person 2: Wanna go out?~

Shu: Sorry I have children to tend too. Maybe another time.

Person 2: ;~;

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Person 3: You look like fun. Let's go out ;)

Silas: W-

Shu: Silas don't even think about it! You are not allowed to date under my watch!

Silas: Your not my mom and your not in charge!

Shu:

Shu: Who cooks for you? Who looks after you? Who cleans the house for you? Who buys things for you?

Silas:......... you

Shu: Exactly, now c'mon dinners ready.

Silas: *Goes with Shu*

Person 3: Wtf did I just witness?

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Person 4: Hey your cool. I'm cool. Let's date!

Lui: No, fuck off.

Shu: At least one person gets it. And no swearing!

Person 4: 0-0

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Joshua: Free Senpai let's go out!

Free: No.

Joshua: But-

Shu: Joshua I told you not to come here anymore. What are you doing here?

Free: He's trying to ask me out.

Shu: Oh hell no, get out.

Joshua: But Fre-

Shu: Free call the police!

Free: Already did.

*2 minutes later*

Police: Ugh you again? How many times you gonna do this?

Joshua: Free why won't you date me?!

Free: Your creepy plus I like someone else.

Shu: I hope this is the last time we see him.