**GF crackfic**

someone pls help me
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All his life Stanley Pines raged over his brother's polydactylic hands. Well, we could make an exception for their childhood. But now he's seeing his brother's six-fingered trademark on the three Journals, and even on Bill's summoning circle.

So when he was forced to put up with Stanford Pines in a closet for 24 hours by his lovely grand-niece, Mabel Pines, of course, this triggered his inner One Punch Man very, very much.

"Of course, Sixer, who else? Is it going to be Frosty The Snowman?" was his answer when Ford asked him to confirm that Stan, too, was indeed sent to hell--the closet prison, clearly surprised.

Ford just let out a chuckle.

"And I almost forgot; since you're here with me all alone in a demented musty closet, you're gonna have to put up with the stuff I'm gonna tell you while you're gone."

That got Ford to hide his head in his turtleneck sweater.
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I have a problem. SeND hELp.

I might make a part 2 y'all can grab your pitchforks ahAHAHA