Drool dripped out of Stanford's gaping mouth as he stared intensely at the ten sachets of coffee before him. "C'mon Ford, just some more caffeine to keep you awake, just some more. . ." he chanted to himself.
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The vending machine came off its hinges with a crash as Ford came stumbling out of it.

"Ford, for the love of everything holy, what are you on?" his twin brother questioned him, an irritated sigh following after.

Ford's right eye twitched. "I drank ten cups of coffee."

The eye twitched so much that it brought back intense Bill flashbacks. Oh, the horror!

The day after, plus the day that followed, Ford kept on staring at the axolotl his twin brother kept in his aquarium.
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So I was scrolling through my book drafts and I found this

I love writing crackfics so much